Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat. Want some of my chili cheese fries? Goat: I thought you were supposed to be on some new diet where you burn off more calories than you take in. Pig: I walked to the kitchen to get them. I'd go back for a milkshake but I'm too winded.
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
Unless the kitchen is in Alaska, the plan’s not working.
Bilan about 10 years ago
Do you think it’s easy to run the microwave for the chili and cheese?
bubjerryk about 10 years ago
Oooh – there is a name for what ails Steph! http://www.themarysue.com/witzelsucht-pun-disease/
KZ71 about 10 years ago
Wow, I read this strip five times for a pun before I realized it wasn’t one… I’ve gotten desensitized!
Dave Thorby about 10 years ago
Is this the start of a week of Pig-on-a-diet jokes?Or is it Saturday?
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Gee, Pig, I’d really miss the milkshake to accompany the chili cheese fries! Be still, my beating heart! —Like Pig’s. Pig? Pig?! 911!
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
or bound up, constipation… not funny!
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
Makin’ bacon. Ummmmmm. Uh, Pig? How do you feel about salt and smoke?
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
And, uh, next time, bring some for Cabrito there.
Dennis Johns about 10 years ago
Calories-In verses Calories-Out. No more complicated than that; for most cases. But then again; the diet industry wouldn’t make any money…. ;-)
Ermine Notyours about 10 years ago
Connect the microwave to a bicycle-powered generator, and you’ve got something. For bonus points, attach the refrigerator compressor to a bicycle.
marshalljpeters Premium Member about 10 years ago
Pig has the right idea, but I don’t think he realizes just how many calories he’s taking in versus the few he burned by walking to the kitchen.
marshalljpeters Premium Member about 10 years ago
Instead of burning off more than he takes in, maybe he should try taking in less than he burns. There is a slight difference.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
I have heard that the pepsin in chili peppers help burn the calories so just how hot does the pig like his chili..4 or 5 alarm?
laurac5800 about 10 years ago
Some diet…
claire de la lune. about 10 years ago
Well done, Pig!