Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  about 10 years ago

    Unless the kitchen is in Alaska, the plan’s not working.

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    Bilan  about 10 years ago

    Do you think it’s easy to run the microwave for the chili and cheese?

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    bubjerryk  about 10 years ago

    Oooh – there is a name for what ails Steph! http://www.themarysue.com/witzelsucht-pun-disease/

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    KZ71  about 10 years ago

    Wow, I read this strip five times for a pun before I realized it wasn’t one… I’ve gotten desensitized!

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    Dave Thorby  about 10 years ago

    Is this the start of a week of Pig-on-a-diet jokes?Or is it Saturday?

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    Gee, Pig, I’d really miss the milkshake to accompany the chili cheese fries! Be still, my beating heart! —Like Pig’s. Pig? Pig?! 911!

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    puddlesplatt  about 10 years ago

    or bound up, constipation… not funny!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Makin’ bacon. Ummmmmm. Uh, Pig? How do you feel about salt and smoke?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago

    And, uh, next time, bring some for Cabrito there.

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    Dennis Johns  about 10 years ago

    Calories-In verses Calories-Out. No more complicated than that; for most cases. But then again; the diet industry wouldn’t make any money…. ;-)

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    Ermine Notyours  about 10 years ago

    Connect the microwave to a bicycle-powered generator, and you’ve got something. For bonus points, attach the refrigerator compressor to a bicycle.

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Pig has the right idea, but I don’t think he realizes just how many calories he’s taking in versus the few he burned by walking to the kitchen.

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Instead of burning off more than he takes in, maybe he should try taking in less than he burns. There is a slight difference.

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    I have heard that the pepsin in chili peppers help burn the calories so just how hot does the pig like his chili..4 or 5 alarm?

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    laurac5800  about 10 years ago

    Some diet…

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    claire de la lune.  about 10 years ago

    Well done, Pig!

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