Toby says Sheila is his girlfriend. Really? Have you had the talk with him? I've been too scared to. What if I try to tell him something he doesn't already know?
My foster mother was too catholic. Her husband was too 1950’s stereotypical hands-off father type. My talk consisted of letting me watch HBO after 10 pm, and hoping for the best out of a public school health class.
I’m sure they expected you to learn the way they did- bits and pieces of lore and lies passed among school kids who got it all mixed up while overhearing conversations by older siblings, and then you could be stunned by the reality when you were old enough to learn the truth.
The Talk is even more needed now. In the ‘old time’ it was word of mouth about what to do and expect, now it is watching porn on the internet and believing that it is the truth, including treating girls like they do in those films.Go have The Talk.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
My foster mother was too catholic. Her husband was too 1950’s stereotypical hands-off father type. My talk consisted of letting me watch HBO after 10 pm, and hoping for the best out of a public school health class.
gregcartoon Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’m sure they expected you to learn the way they did- bits and pieces of lore and lies passed among school kids who got it all mixed up while overhearing conversations by older siblings, and then you could be stunned by the reality when you were old enough to learn the truth.
i_am_the_jam over 10 years ago
I got all my info from encyclopaedias. :D :D :D :DAnd if Toby doesn’t know much, his new girlfriend just might….give him the full disclosure… :P
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Is that the talk about how drugs and alcohol degrade the performance? Or was it how to use finger cots?
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
“…and get it wrong!”
morningglory73 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Oh lord….I had no idea what I was doing. I didn’t even understand my own body parts. My parents told me nothing.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Didn’t you had “The Talk” to Toby 4 years ago Larry?
Number Three over 10 years ago
Those two little words can send parents into trembles.
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cabalonrye over 10 years ago
The Talk is even more needed now. In the ‘old time’ it was word of mouth about what to do and expect, now it is watching porn on the internet and believing that it is the truth, including treating girls like they do in those films.Go have The Talk.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Never did get the talk.maybe Larry should ask Toby what he does know
sunchaunzo over 1 year ago
Check out Bill Engvall’s routine about HIS talk w/his son.