Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 10, 2014

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 10 years ago

    “Make him eat apples until he’s sick of them. Make him plant apple seets until the whole country is sick of them. Make him check back with me in fifty years and see if he has learned his lesson.”

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 10 years ago

    AL, I understand it might take a while.

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    Wren Fahel  about 10 years ago

    For me, even just the smell of apples gives me severe nausea. I have to avoid apples.

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    hariseldon59  about 10 years ago

    Sharks? Whatever happened to the moat monsters?

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    rshive  about 10 years ago

    Maybe we’re lucky it’s not Alien Week.

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    FlatheadFord  about 10 years ago

    Ah yes, Sharknado. The worst movies since the Killer Tomato series (all four of them).

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    dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Pretty nasty, King. Maybe what was said by the prophet Nathan to King David should be said to you: “THOU art the man…” and off YOU go!

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    What? Me worried ?  about 10 years ago

    I thought it was always SNARK WEEK for the Fink of ID !

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  over 6 years ago

    Draco is a fink!

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