my brother heard my mother yelling for helpshe was some ten feet up in the air, clinging to an oak limb“Mama, what on earth are you doing up there?”“The ladder fell out from under me.”“No, I mean why were you up there in the first place?”“Trimmng limbs.”“Why?”“To keep them from getting in my hair.”“Mama, you aren’t ten feet tall.”“JUST GET THE LADDER BACK UNDER ME” we now return you to Gary’s cliff hanging predicament
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 10 years ago
my brother heard my mother yelling for helpshe was some ten feet up in the air, clinging to an oak limb“Mama, what on earth are you doing up there?”“The ladder fell out from under me.”“No, I mean why were you up there in the first place?”“Trimmng limbs.”“Why?”“To keep them from getting in my hair.”“Mama, you aren’t ten feet tall.”“JUST GET THE LADDER BACK UNDER ME” we now return you to Gary’s cliff hanging predicament
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Ooooh! A nice big bin full of bubbly green nuclear waste! Go for it, Gary! Take a dip!
Alternate comment: How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb? (You supply the answer.)
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 10 years ago
none, they prefer the darkness
Coyoty Premium Member about 10 years ago
That’s a dim bulb.
Malcolm Hall about 10 years ago
If he turned himself into a bat, that would be the end of … well … that.