Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 12, 2014

Where to find a dead weasel, the eternal question.

Last time I had a deer hide tanned, it was $45, and that was 20 years ago.

I haven’t been to a toy store in probably 30 years; now I’m curious what some of that stuff costs today. Next time I’m really bored, there could be a mall-run… I should take a child with and see what the ‘hot’ stuff is. I think I gave up when the Bratz collection hit the shelves.

It strikes me that maybe the toy store guys have found the mother lode.

Or Congress – the place is crawling with them.

I wonder if “Plush Toys R Us” is next door to “Ears R Us,” where Agnes had her ear wax removed.

♫♪ Agnes and Trout set out to find dead creatures ♫♪♫♪Agnes wanted ones with very weaselly features ♫♪♫♪ Trout said “I think this can easily be done♫♪♫♪ But if we want the good ones we’ve gotta run” ♫♪♫♪"There’s a brunch bleaching in the sun ♫♪♫♪ Right out there on Highway 61" ♫♪

X … so have you ever had a brunch of bleached weasels?

Cool….. off to make her own fun looking stuffed thingie for her dresser.