Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 21, 2014
September 20, 2014
September 22, 2014
Transcript:
Frazz: Half of what's great about toast is the anticipation. I think there's a life lesson in there. Caulfield: The other half is if it's not great, you can still slather it with butter and jam. There's your lesson.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
If it ain’t burnt a bit, yes, blackened on more than the edges, it ain’t toast….
Varnes almost 10 years ago
They invented butter to soften up the burned carbon….
Varnes almost 10 years ago
I hate raw toast….
TheSkulker almost 10 years ago
Wisdom of the youth!
flyertom almost 10 years ago
Get a toaster with a countdown timer. Your life will change for the better, with no angst or surprises so early in the morning.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) almost 10 years ago
Frazz is easily entertained.
puddleglum1066 almost 10 years ago
“And for my Cajun breakfast… blackened toast!”
platechick almost 10 years ago
Remember the Calvin and Hobbes one where they put the bread in the toaster and when it comes up toast they go: “WEIRD! Where’d the bread go?”
water_moon almost 10 years ago
The only reason to butter it is for the sugar and cinnamon. .As for Jam, RIPE strawberries only need a Tablespoon of sugar to make the pectin set, not as much or more sugar by weight. (Also, also, that much at once not only won’t fit in a canner but won’t gel right! 8 1/2 cups fruit max, and only that for the low to no sugar recipies, otherwise we’re talking 4 cups fruit and 4 of sugar tops.