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Are we sure that isnāt Sheldon from U.S. Acres? Not unless āJimmy Jonesā is his alias like āGeorge āBaby Faceā Nelsonā for Lester Joseph Gillis (1908-1934).
I am offended by the eyes on the back of the head!
If I was a recovering alcoholic I would be offended by the name of the store. It would be even more offensive if there were a place where AA meets within a block of the store. (hee~hee)
By the āsmellā lines, Iād say Jimmyās WAY past frying, and I donāt think the mask is backward-I see a face in the cracks around the mask-heās looking out the window.
It didnāt happen all at once, first he turned Benedict on his friends, then there was the occasional bit of poachingā¦just give him the money and itāll be over, easy.
Vldazzle - okay I didnāt phrase that quite right.
I am offended that the front side of the egg does not match the direction of the arms and legs of the egg!
Ray C, that will teach them not to pay the sign painter in liquor before the sign is painted.
A small amount of bleach (guessing 1/2 teaspoon for 2 cups water) will extend the amount of time daffodils stay fresh. Itās also supposed to work for other flowers, but Iāve only tried it on daffodils.
@DFrog, you beat me to itānot that I had any other eggpectations.. Iād just add that Jimmy better scramble if he doesnāt want to get fried. Iād give him three minutes before heās in hot water.
WoodEye about 15 years ago
It was the bad Cool-Aid you birdbrain!
Edcole1961 about 15 years ago
Thatās just a symptom of cracking up.
johnnydoc5 about 15 years ago
Exposure to the elements I suppose. I love the name of the store.
Templo S.U.D. about 15 years ago
Are we sure that isnāt Sheldon from U.S. Acres? Not unless āJimmy Jonesā is his alias like āGeorge āBaby Faceā Nelsonā for Lester Joseph Gillis (1908-1934).
Pacejv about 15 years ago
Check the parole-date on the carton.
comYics about 15 years ago
Heās a little past his shelf life. Hardcore boiled.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
I am offended by the eyes on the back of the head!
If I was a recovering alcoholic I would be offended by the name of the store. It would be even more offensive if there were a place where AA meets within a block of the store. (hee~hee)
Thom Thom where did you dig up that rotten egg?
Hello Everyone!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Itās money that does it! All money! Bwa-Ha Ha-Ha!
Good Morning Thom and Everyone!
hawkeye761 about 15 years ago
Itāll be back to the cooler for him
Jml58 about 15 years ago
That egg is going to fry one day.
Ray_C about 15 years ago
Whatās most offensive is that the āQā is backwards.
vldazzle about 15 years ago
By the āsmellā lines, Iād say Jimmyās WAY past frying, and I donāt think the mask is backward-I see a face in the cracks around the mask-heās looking out the window.
celeconecca about 15 years ago
Jimmyās gone bad and his parents are shell-shocked.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
He looks rotten to me.
carmy about 15 years ago
Jimmy, a life of crime is not all what itās cracked up to be.
joefish25 about 15 years ago
wow, these are really corny yolks today
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
It didnāt happen all at once, first he turned Benedict on his friends, then there was the occasional bit of poachingā¦just give him the money and itāll be over, easy.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Vldazzle - okay I didnāt phrase that quite right.
I am offended that the front side of the egg does not match the direction of the arms and legs of the egg!
Ray C, that will teach them not to pay the sign painter in liquor before the sign is painted.
A small amount of bleach (guessing 1/2 teaspoon for 2 cups water) will extend the amount of time daffodils stay fresh. Itās also supposed to work for other flowers, but Iāve only tried it on daffodils.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 15 years ago
He was a bad egg, rotton through and through, but it was in his geans, his dad was just a hen pecked, cock-a-doodle-doo! ā¼
Good one Thom Thomāŗ
cleokaya about 15 years ago
I think heās pickled.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 15 years ago
He spent too long in the hot sun and it changed him in ways no one can explain.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
I do believe the yokes on Jimmy!
Coyoty Premium Member about 15 years ago
He fell in with the wrong dozen.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
He was coddled when young. And now heās the subject of a hard boiled detective story.
freeholder1 about 15 years ago
One more: he seems to have hatched the perfect plan for a crime.
bmonk about 15 years ago
@DFrog, you beat me to itānot that I had any other eggpectations.. Iād just add that Jimmy better scramble if he doesnāt want to get fried. Iād give him three minutes before heās in hot water.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago