Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 26, 2010

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    WoodEye  about 15 years ago

    It was the bad Cool-Aid you birdbrain!

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    Edcole1961  about 15 years ago

    Thatā€™s just a symptom of cracking up.

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    johnnydoc5  about 15 years ago

    Exposure to the elements I suppose. I love the name of the store.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 15 years ago

    Are we sure that isnā€™t Sheldon from U.S. Acres? Not unless ā€œJimmy Jonesā€ is his alias like ā€œGeorge ā€˜Baby Faceā€™ Nelsonā€ for Lester Joseph Gillis (1908-1934).

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    Pacejv  about 15 years ago

    Check the parole-date on the carton.

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    comYics  about 15 years ago

    Heā€™s a little past his shelf life. Hardcore boiled.

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    Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago

    I am offended by the eyes on the back of the head!

    If I was a recovering alcoholic I would be offended by the name of the store. It would be even more offensive if there were a place where AA meets within a block of the store. (hee~hee)

    Thom Thom where did you dig up that rotten egg?

    Hello Everyone!

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    COWBOY7  about 15 years ago

    Itā€™s money that does it! All money! Bwa-Ha Ha-Ha!

    Good Morning Thom and Everyone!

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    hawkeye761  about 15 years ago

    Itā€™ll be back to the cooler for him

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    Jml58  about 15 years ago

    That egg is going to fry one day.

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    Ray_C  about 15 years ago

    Whatā€™s most offensive is that the ā€œQā€ is backwards.

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    vldazzle  about 15 years ago

    By the ā€œsmellā€ lines, Iā€™d say Jimmyā€™s WAY past frying, and I donā€™t think the mask is backward-I see a face in the cracks around the mask-heā€™s looking out the window.

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    celeconecca  about 15 years ago

    Jimmyā€™s gone bad and his parents are shell-shocked.

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    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    He looks rotten to me.

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    carmy  about 15 years ago

    Jimmy, a life of crime is not all what itā€™s cracked up to be.

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    joefish25  about 15 years ago

    wow, these are really corny yolks today

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    Digital Frog  about 15 years ago

    It didnā€™t happen all at once, first he turned Benedict on his friends, then there was the occasional bit of poachingā€¦just give him the money and itā€™ll be over, easy.

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    Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Vldazzle - okay I didnā€™t phrase that quite right.

    I am offended that the front side of the egg does not match the direction of the arms and legs of the egg!

    Ray C, that will teach them not to pay the sign painter in liquor before the sign is painted.

    A small amount of bleach (guessing 1/2 teaspoon for 2 cups water) will extend the amount of time daffodils stay fresh. Itā€™s also supposed to work for other flowers, but Iā€™ve only tried it on daffodils.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 15 years ago

    He was a bad egg, rotton through and through, but it was in his geans, his dad was just a hen pecked, cock-a-doodle-doo! ā˜¼

    Good one Thom Thomā˜ŗ

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    cleokaya  about 15 years ago

    I think heā€™s pickled.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member about 15 years ago

    He spent too long in the hot sun and it changed him in ways no one can explain.

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    COWBOY7  about 15 years ago

    I do believe the yokes on Jimmy!

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 15 years ago

    He fell in with the wrong dozen.

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    cleokaya  about 15 years ago

    He was coddled when young. And now heā€™s the subject of a hard boiled detective story.

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    freeholder1  about 15 years ago

    One more: he seems to have hatched the perfect plan for a crime.

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    bmonk  about 15 years ago

    @DFrog, you beat me to itā€“not that I had any other eggpectations.. Iā€™d just add that Jimmy better scramble if he doesnā€™t want to get fried. Iā€™d give him three minutes before heā€™s in hot water.

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    Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
    LOL!!!!!!! Great comments today!
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