Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 16, 2014
September 15, 2014
September 17, 2014
Transcript:
Mom: "Hey, no comic books until you finish your homework" Calvin: "I DID finish" Mom: "That didn't take very long. Did you do a good job?" Calvin: "I did a GREAT job. When you're as far ahead of the class as I am, it doesn't take much time" Mom: "Well, we'll see about that when I get back from my parent-teacher conference with Miss Wormwood" Calvin: "You're going to talk to my teacher?!" Mom: "I'm sure it will be an informative meeting" Calvin: "Gosh. I forgot to tell you! Miss Wormwood said I was so good, you didn't need to bother coming! Really! She said you don't have to go!"
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BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
I wonder if the principal will also be there?
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
NOW you’ve done it, Calvin! ;)
watmiwori over 10 years ago
The excremental effluvia are about to come into sudden, violent, inelastic contact with the motorised air circulationdevice. Stand clear!
arye uygur over 10 years ago
What comic book is Calvin’s mom telling him not to read: “C&H”?
Topcat05 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Ohh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!
phineas81707 over 10 years ago
There is no parent-teacher meeting, is there?
verticallychallenged Premium Member over 10 years ago
I wonder how much Maalox Miss Wormwood chugs before one of Calvin’s conferences? ;)
Hobbes Premium Member over 10 years ago
A parent-teacher conference can be very embarrassing for a student like Calvin who is so far ahead of the class. Such a modest child.Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (February 21, 1991)Here is another example of Calvin’s tremendous speed when doing homework:Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (March 18, 1993)
chizzel over 10 years ago
The defecation is going to strike the rotating oscillator.
jrankin1959 over 10 years ago
Too late, Calvin – she’s on to you…
Fortran Premium Member over 10 years ago
If she brings up The Noodle Incident, no one can prove Calvin did that!
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Ahead” wouldn’t be the word I would use.
Guilty Bystander over 10 years ago
I used to dread it when parent-teacher conferences came up and I wasn’t half the hellion Calvin is (45% maybe). This will NOT go well for our boy.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Parents who don’t take the time to attend parent teacher conferences are….Well, I don’t think they are being real parents!
baldhedjer over 10 years ago
Calvin is so screwed now!!!
Randolph Larrabee over 10 years ago
I feel like I am having a flash back.
Aaron Saltzer over 10 years ago
Too bad Calvin isn’t Pinocchio. Haha
platechick over 10 years ago
When my daughter was little she had to stay at aftercare in the cafeteria of the school until I got off work. It was run by the YMCA and they were supposed to supervise homework (they didn’t). Anyway, this one kid in her class ALWAYS had his homework done and my daughter felt inferior. We talked about it and she felt ok. Fast forward, the kid NEVER actually had his homework done and had to repeat that grade! (we still use it as an example as to why its a bad reason to compare yourself to others :~D
Number Three over 10 years ago
I’m afraid your Mum is not buying it, Calvin.
Nice try.
xxx
holmswedeholm over 10 years ago
Ya gotta wonder HOW it was that the saying got started…when the defecation strikes the Westinghouse (fan). Was it based on an anecdotal observation or just a fertile imagination? Maybe Calvin could research that for us in his time machine or during a daydream in Miss Wormwood’s math lecture….
Robert Stroud over 10 years ago
Shades of the Screwtape Letters!
Susie Derkins D: over 10 years ago
Calvin your going to be fine.