FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 01, 2014

Can’t believe Paige walked into that one.

And she got all the answers right!

The opposite of a lounge lizard is Jason.

“Ham” actually doesn’t have to be pork. It just has to be meat from a thigh.

Wait, Paige knew the third answer?

So, Jason got Paige to say, “Aye ham gross”. Pretty clever, I might say…

What is a 4 letter word for a pirate’s favorite expression?What is a 3 letter word for a color or shade?What is a five letter word for twelve dozen?

Paige could have avoided the trap by answering “Yea” in the first panel.

Hey, Jason:—What’s the opposite of “miss”?—What comes between “re” and “fa”?—What’s English for “por favor”?.Well, since you asked so nicely…

I’m reminded of Jack Klugman conning Tony Randall into reciting the following chant on an episode of The Odd Couple:

Owa … Tagu … Siam.

Ham? If Jason wanted it to sound more phonetically correct:

“What’s the name of the omnipotent godlike character from Little Orphan Annie?”

Further proof that Jason has a death wish.