Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 26, 2014

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Never read over your girlfriend’s shoulder.

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    blunebottle  over 10 years ago

    “There must be 50 ways to leave your lover….”

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    orinoco womble  over 10 years ago

    I ran across something online that purports to tell you how to break up with anyone, from your current squeeze to your hairdresser. First world problems….I just found a new hair-cutter after 22 years with the same one, but somehow I didn’t feel the need to send flowers or a card to the old one.

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    Thinking May Help Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Many women are feigning thoughfulness and sensitiveness like her, when giving such “little” hints to their partners …

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Sadly, she means the other boyfriend.

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    jud03005  over 10 years ago

    Why internet searches should always be private.

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    gorbasche2  over 10 years ago

    Nobody gets it…. that bald guy is her HUSBAND……

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    Bargrove  over 10 years ago

    Well, Google can’t find my car keys.

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