Beardo by Dan Dougherty for August 12, 2014

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I need a second person to go to work for me so I can receive packages.

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    ChessPirate  over 10 years ago

    They are PDQ sometimes. Once, I got to the door within 10 seconds and he was already in his truck and driving, the note stuck to the door.

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    katzenbooks45  over 10 years ago

    I think delivery people have a magic remote that rings your doorbell as they are driving away…

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    holmswedeholm  over 10 years ago

    Oh, I GET it! SOMEONE was in the shower this time, but the delivery man did not SENSE exactly WHO was in the shower and so he couldn’t just leave the note, as was his accustomed tactic. She GOT him!

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    The Rolling Cat  almost 10 years ago

    This reminds me of when my mother used to say that if you want the bus to show up, light a cigarette. And that’s exactly what happened, because I saw it for myself! Almost supernatural, like the delivery man magically showing up when you’re in the shower, though I don’t recall ever experiencing it. Not to say that I’ve never missed a delivery for other reasons.

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