Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: I've heard Zebra is still going around dressed as a unicorn. Rat: What for? Goat: I guess some people find it intimidating. Rat: Who the @#@# is intimidated by a unicorn? Zebra: Now don't make me crush you with my magical rainbow. Alligators: Peese no, uneecorn.
Rod Gonzalez about 10 years ago
Heh.
Pretty smart of Zebra.
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
I hear he’s dating a lady who’s a real Rarity.
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
Well, masquerading as a unicorn will get those pesky crocodiles off Zebra’s back.
Bilan about 10 years ago
I’ll bet unicorn horns taste like Ben and Jerry.
oldschool434 about 10 years ago
it was just a matter of time before Pasitis got around to using his love for unicorns in the column……..
LobosSolos Premium Member about 10 years ago
Anyone that’s ever fought alongside a unicorn knows that you don’t want them mad at you. (D&D for your information.)
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
You for one Rat since you appear to be hiding behind a wall.It is all that goodness and purity that unicorns represent that scares you.
MUGger86 about 10 years ago
I hear that being a unicorn is a great way to pick up virgins – additional benefit!
laurac5800 about 10 years ago
Survival of the pointiest, thanks Rat!
jessegooddoggy about 10 years ago
Another croc and zeeba teaser to hold us for a month…
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
be very very careful, or you may get that horn where you sit…and won’t after!
ArfArf88 about 10 years ago
Why are uni-horns called unicorn?
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago
LOL
Gokie5 about 10 years ago
“Unicorn” sounds more sprinkly and spangly and magical than “unihorn.”
Reality Chex Premium Member about 10 years ago
I love it. The tables have been turned…of course, the crocs never had a chance.
Arianne about 10 years ago
We all know where they say rainbows come from, right?
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Ahh, turnabout! Zeeba Neighba gets to intimidated the crocs, thanks to some bleach and and an ice cream cone! How banal are the wellsprings of power!
hariseldon59 about 10 years ago
If that’s still Rat’s ice cream cone stuck to Zebra’s head, the ice cream must spoiled by now.
Number Three about 10 years ago
Zebra looks adorable!
xxx
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 10 years ago
Let’s hope Zebra gets to the ark on time!
Piksea Premium Member about 10 years ago
Who would have thunk it? Dopey zeebas.
Shufflinjohn about 10 years ago
Not to change the subject, but what ever happened with Larry’s driver’s test ?
cdgar about 10 years ago
Funny
John Allen Premium Member about 10 years ago
You the hunter has to whack the unicorn several times with the virgin.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 10 years ago
Apparently the right “people” find it intimidating.
claire de la lune. about 10 years ago
I wish rainbows still symbolized luckiness, not, uh, the other one.
amethyst52 Premium Member about 10 years ago
In German unicorn is “einehorn”
glowing-steak32 about 10 years ago
Well, unicorn powers DID make Tirek super-powerful.