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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 12, 2010
March 11, 2010
March 13, 2010
Transcript:
Man: Poison control says it's probably pine tar. Put your finger down his throat until he gags. We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood.
hey MontanaLady, if you think that thatâs a tongue twister try: toy boat. or the sixth sheetâs sixth sheep. or buckets of bug blood. or good blood bad blood. or unique new york.
Just donât tell the umpire the kid is doctoring his batâŠ
My favorite is, âTheophilus Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumbâŠâ
Thereâs always Dick Smothersâ verse in My Old Man from a long album ago: âMy old manâs a cotton-pickinâ, finger-lickinâ chicken plucker. What do you think about that?â (To which Tom replies, âYouâd better not make a mistake!â)
And George Brett was a clean player who was awesome!
margueritem about 15 years ago
OyâŠâŠâŠ
MontanaLady about 15 years ago
Sister Susie sells seashells at the sea shoreâŠ.
*Space Madness at The Station* about 15 years ago
George Brett.
randayn about 15 years ago
Youâre dating yourself, victor1234. But then, just by getting the reference, so am I.
Fierce about 15 years ago
What? Good morning all.
Colt9033 about 15 years ago
Was this from old comedy routine?
vldazzle about 15 years ago
No, Colt-just an old âtongue twisterâ;-)
celeconecca about 15 years ago
An updated and even more convoluted of a classic. I think the extra syllables donât trip of the tongue well.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
You put your finger down his throat.
joefish25 about 15 years ago
love the chewed up baseball bat in the background
LKD about 15 years ago
@Victor1234: Wow, that is an amazingly obscure pine pitch reference. Thanks for the read, its sad that baseball is so lawyer-ed up.
buckleylover Premium Member about 15 years ago
LOL. We need a buh-dum-dum sound effect at the end of this one
pilover3.1415926 about 15 years ago
hey MontanaLady, if you think that thatâs a tongue twister try: toy boat. or the sixth sheetâs sixth sheep. or buckets of bug blood. or good blood bad blood. or unique new york.
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
Just rub some lemon linament on him and heâll be fineâŠ
i_am_the_jam about 15 years ago
[rimshot]
eardroppings about 15 years ago
Woodchucks here, beavers at Reynolds UnwrappedâŠwhatâs with all the little furry woods creature cartoons today???
Heâs lucky it wasnât an aluminum bat
POPPA1956 about 15 years ago
Doesnât she sell C-cells by the seashore?
The Sixth Sheikâs sixth sheeps sick.
ottod Premium Member about 15 years ago
Long way to goâŠ
Nice one POPPA1956. Iâve never seen that one before â and itâs impossible.
lfanterickson about 15 years ago
Just donât tell the umpire the kid is doctoring his batâŠ
My favorite is, âTheophilus Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumbâŠâ
Thereâs always Dick Smothersâ verse in My Old Man from a long album ago: âMy old manâs a cotton-pickinâ, finger-lickinâ chicken plucker. What do you think about that?â (To which Tom replies, âYouâd better not make a mistake!â)
And George Brett was a clean player who was awesome!
Dirty Dragon about 15 years ago
Cartoonists really need to stop trying to out-pun Pastis.
noreenklose about 15 years ago
Have you SEEN the teeth on a woodchuck? Put fingers down his throat = lose fingers!
JP Steve Premium Member about 15 years ago
âSuzy sits in the shoeshine shop, and where she sits she shines, and where she âŠâ
Or are we still TV-G here?
lindz.coop Premium Member about 15 years ago
There was one about rubber baby buggy bumpers â anyone remember it?
fbmce about 15 years ago
lindz.coop I remember the baby bumpers well â how âbout
How much whey would a Zimbob weigh If a Zimbob could weigh whey ?
A Zimbob would weigh all the whey he could weigh, If a Zimbob could weigh whey !!