Vet: So, Mr. Fang, why are you here today?
Fang: I've been feeling nauseous lately.
Vet: Eat some grass. That'll be $200.
Eno: Slap Now I feel nauseous.
I don’t think Fang has felt nauseous, he’s probably felt nauseated. But that misusage is common enough to be forgiven, from a dog. Eno, however, is nauseous by any standard.
comicgos over 14 years ago
“Mr. Fang”? That’s worth the $200 by itself!
WoodEye over 14 years ago
“Doc, It hurts when I do this.”
Doc says “Don’t do that. That will be $200.”
These are as old a Jack Benny.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
There goes your beer budget for the week Eno.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Eno, feeling nauseous, change brands. Beer comes in various types.
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
The vet should then tell Eno, “Smoke some grass.”
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Fang is feeling nauseous because he has been reading these fuzzy strips the last two days!
cloudnine09 over 14 years ago
Edcole1961 he could bake some brownies.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Soon our doctors will be getting $200 a pop for prescribing ‘grass’.
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
thank god the examining room is not in prison pink. i’ll need a second opinion. okay, you’re ugly too.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
I don’t think Fang has felt nauseous, he’s probably felt nauseated. But that misusage is common enough to be forgiven, from a dog. Eno, however, is nauseous by any standard.
doggiehouser over 14 years ago
cloudnine-chocolate is bad for dogs. Perhaps he could bake a grass quiche. Real men might not eat quiche but I guarrantee you real dogs love it!
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Insist on a cat scan - and double check the lab’ work…
pierreandnicole over 14 years ago
It’s fuzzy and ‘pastelish’…you get what I’m saying?
That vet bill just made me sick.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
“You eat some grass too. That’ll be another $200.”
cloudnine09 over 14 years ago
That’s right I forgot about the chocolate, I would try the quiche though.