Vet: So, Mr. Fang, why are you here today?
Fang: I've been feeling nauseous lately.
Vet: Eat some grass. That'll be $200.
Eno: Slap Now I feel nauseous.
I don’t think Fang has felt nauseous, he’s probably felt nauseated. But that misusage is common enough to be forgiven, from a dog. Eno, however, is nauseous by any standard.
comicgos almost 15 years ago
“Mr. Fang”? That’s worth the $200 by itself!
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
“Doc, It hurts when I do this.”
Doc says “Don’t do that. That will be $200.”
These are as old a Jack Benny.
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
There goes your beer budget for the week Eno.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Eno, feeling nauseous, change brands. Beer comes in various types.
Edcole1961 almost 15 years ago
The vet should then tell Eno, “Smoke some grass.”
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Fang is feeling nauseous because he has been reading these fuzzy strips the last two days!
cloudnine09 almost 15 years ago
Edcole1961 he could bake some brownies.
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
Soon our doctors will be getting $200 a pop for prescribing ‘grass’.
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
thank god the examining room is not in prison pink. i’ll need a second opinion. okay, you’re ugly too.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I don’t think Fang has felt nauseous, he’s probably felt nauseated. But that misusage is common enough to be forgiven, from a dog. Eno, however, is nauseous by any standard.
doggiehouser almost 15 years ago
cloudnine-chocolate is bad for dogs. Perhaps he could bake a grass quiche. Real men might not eat quiche but I guarrantee you real dogs love it!
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
Insist on a cat scan - and double check the lab’ work…
pierreandnicole almost 15 years ago
It’s fuzzy and ‘pastelish’…you get what I’m saying?
That vet bill just made me sick.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
“You eat some grass too. That’ll be another $200.”
cloudnine09 almost 15 years ago
That’s right I forgot about the chocolate, I would try the quiche though.