Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 03, 2014
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Rip Haywire: With Breezy gone into town, I'm on my own! I can finally eat those cool ranch funyuns I was hiding! It feels like forever since I've had some time to myself! I can finally bask in the glory of being a man! Please tell me there's more to it than this.
SackofRabidWeasels about 10 years ago
Wait a minute…Funyuns don’t come in Cool Ranch.
Chithing Premium Member about 10 years ago
Of course there’s more. There’s beer and football and wings and… that’s all I can think of because the only one I enjoy is beer.
StoicLion1973 about 10 years ago
You can watch action movies as loudly as you want; the remote is in its rightful place – in your hands; the TV doesn’t even know what WeTV, OWN or Lifetime is; you don’t have to pretend to enjoy the celery that comes with your order of wings…so much more to enjoy.
johnrussco about 10 years ago
Check out those cool bloomers … Rip is truly the man. I hope that when Breezy gets back he will have a I missed you kiss for her and being all alone and all maybe the romance will commence … and about that time Miss Carson shows up.
SkyFisher about 10 years ago
One of the great things about being a man, Rip, is enjoying the company of a good woman. Nudge, nudge, grin, grin, saynomore, saynomore.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
If Rip gets up he needs to remember to drag his knuckles on the floor; that and belch every so often for no apparent reason.
AlnicoV about 10 years ago
Just the little things that make life worth living.
lecrenb about 10 years ago
There should also be a Ka-Pick going on with his other hand…
reedkomicks Premium Member about 10 years ago
lol
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
Well, this finally solves one of the great mysteries of life……Rip Haywire… Boxers or Briefs?