Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 05, 2010

Did you offend a Texan, perhaps?

Get a rope!

Gag him! Shoot him! Use Hormel’s Turkey Chili cans for target practice!

Real punishment would involve being forced to eat turkey chili.

Shoot him now, shoot him now!

Where else would turkeys live? Underground?

Um, didn’t he just say the words in the same sentence inside that word balloon? He must obviously die.

Can’t comment - checking all my chili can labels*

who can afford to scratch cook?

Gweedo, you’re too kind! In case it wasn’t obvious, my comment was a reference to the Pace Picante Sauce commercials:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgrGyR6EYbY

Tuna fish mustard chili

In the HE or She photocontest–

from the Piranha Brothers sketch Pt 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZkWL-XvO0U

in Pt 2 he knew how to treat a female impersonator http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-FDW1shmqA.

Just don’t get your head nailed to the floor.

Thanx grapfhics!

another harsh punishment brought to you from the makers of jihad. no more turkey in chili, god willing!

btw, ushindi MUCH thanks! I was not aware of the public domain flicks—thanks to you, tonight I will take a trip back in time and groan over “robot monster’ can you still buy ‘chocolate babies’ ?…. probably not because they , upon further review , were vaguely racist….

but tasty!

As a hard-core liberal who is totally opposed to capital punishment, I say, KILL HIM!!!!!!

Personally I like turkey chili! or a nice spicy vegan chili!

Vegan schmegan.

Put enough habañeros in it they’ll never know what’s in it.

I’ve had white chicken chili, made with chicken chunks, cannellini beans and lots of jalapeno. It’s not bad at all. Ruby Tuesday’s has a pretty good example. It does need lots of Tabasco, though. But turkey? Aughhh!! Might as well have tofu chili, or talapia chili (talapia being the tofu of seafood).

Wow BPM, I thought that I was the only one who felt that way about Tilapia. It’s one of the most flavorless fish I’ve ever tasted! Or should I say “not tasted”?

JTP and BPM, maybe the three of us should start a lobby to ban tilapia. According to the Wikipedia article:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilapia

they eat detritus and they are invasive and will take over if introduced into warm-water lakes.

You two can visit the congressmen and women. I volunteer to collect donations.

Can you imagine all the judges at a “Turkey Chili Cook Off” snoozing on the grandstand from a tryptophan overdose?

Whew! Finally caught up on three days of various comics. You’re welcome, nighthawks. I downloaded good old “Manos” - I’ll convert it, burn it to a DVD and watch it tonight.

The “He-She” in the Blog takes me back years to “Finocchio’s” in San Francisco, when this sort of thing was considered wickedly perverse, but titillating. You had to be careful in bars then, in old SF - if she was beautiful, perfectly made up and very friendly, she was probably he.

BPM & JTP: Tilapia needs to be marinated overnight, then preferably fried with a coating of seasoned breadcrumbs. It’s not bad that way…

Pornography?! Ooooohh, the shame!

Well, BPM, Tilapia is supposed to be a fish to help assuage world hunger - when starving, no one cares about the blandness. It IS a quickly reproducing trash-type fish - I just finished a novel a few weeks ago (“Mean High Tide”, by James Hall) where the plot revolves around releasing thousands, millions into the Florida waterways in order to completely clog the waters with Tilapia and kill off everything else, etc., etc. Good book. Eat your Tilapia! There are children starving in…

Crikey… he showed up.