BTW, how the eff long does it take Gil to drive that souped up Hudson Hornet to Cassie’s house. I’m thinking he stopped at the Bucket for a little trim himself and will show up just before the Pizza Boy - Janitor in a Drum throwdown.
Steve deserves a fist to the face. He’s in Ray’s house throwing cheap insults at him in front of his girlfriend. He doesn’t know anything about Ray. Ray needs to kick his a$$ but we know that won’t happen. Either Steve will win the fight or Gil will show up just in time to break one of his empties over Ray’s head.
Let’s review… about a month ago, when the game was still in the first half, Gil drove over to the Corman’s house to find Mimi’s missing point guard. Ahlzimer’s has set in and Gil is wandering aimlessly around Milford. Meanwhile, Juco honor student Janitor Steve’s brilliant plan for Cassie is that she should marry Pizza Boy here instead of in Vegas. Brilliant. What happens in Milford, stays in Milford.
And who disguised as mild mannered Steve Luhm is Jan-Boy. Did we tel you that Steve is a Black Belt and always wears that hoodie to hide those 22 inch “Guns” under the sleeves
Ray better watch it, Steve has a broomstick in his pocket, makes walking hard but when he hears “clean-up in aisle six” he is good to go
Remember, Gil went over to Cassie’s parents house and since Cassie left without locking the front door, Gil probably went in and is draining the liquor cabinet while this insanely witty dialogue transpires and has forgotten why he is there in the first place
Acually, if Pizza boy made enought to score two tickets to Vegas, maybe he isnt such a zero, unless of course they are two one way tickets and he plans on buying return tickets with his “winnings”…
My best guess is Gil is at the football field getting ready for practice because it’s clear that this storyline will never get over in time for baseball.
Let’s remember Gil observes all speed limit signs even
when cruising in the souped up Hudson Hornet. By the
time he gets to Cassie’s house it should be time for prom.
By then considering Cassie’s penchant for older men, Mr.
Kessler should be in the equation.
This makes 30 comments today-not only the most, but the best.Nice job.everyone. Why does everyone want more of Mr. Kessler? Let’s see if Rubin And Whigham take the hint.
The only “buzzer beating” Cassie’s going to indulge in will be behind closed doors while she waits for the Ray & Steve throwdown to spin out. Gosh, could we book them for Wrestlemania?
Pizza boy better think twice before trying to flip Steve like one of his pies. Just by slapping the wall with the back of his hand Steve put 2 cracks in it.
Ravenswing over 14 years ago
Whoa, Ray swings both ways?
Lukebunkin over 14 years ago
Where do we begin with this one!!!! Prediction: Ray ends up with Mr. Kessler. Dr. Pearl
vixvega over 14 years ago
The whole fist?
Mopman over 14 years ago
…and nothing but the fist!
But better take off the watch first, don’t want to lose it.
Mudlarkian over 14 years ago
Apparently Steve is just a softy.
titus_groan over 14 years ago
That’s the watch Ray’s father kept up his a$$ for three years while in that POW camp in Nam.
Observe69 over 14 years ago
All the gals in P1 have their eyes closed. Does Tilden play its games on ice like they do in Milf? They need to work on the glare.
dadjo over 14 years ago
BTW, how the eff long does it take Gil to drive that souped up Hudson Hornet to Cassie’s house. I’m thinking he stopped at the Bucket for a little trim himself and will show up just before the Pizza Boy - Janitor in a Drum throwdown.
Milford_JockStrap over 14 years ago
And who disguised as mild mannered Steve Luhm is Jani-Boy. We didn’t know that Steve was also a Black Belt studied under Ralph Machio at State.
MovingtoMilford over 14 years ago
Steve deserves a fist to the face. He’s in Ray’s house throwing cheap insults at him in front of his girlfriend. He doesn’t know anything about Ray. Ray needs to kick his a$$ but we know that won’t happen. Either Steve will win the fight or Gil will show up just in time to break one of his empties over Ray’s head.
JerryPulver over 14 years ago
I don’t know about you, but to me Steve just sounds more and more like a sanctimonious bleeep every time he opens his mouth.
JerryPulver over 14 years ago
Wow, hell of a filter!
JerryPulver over 14 years ago
It caught bleeep but not hell …
Munodi over 14 years ago
Come on Steve! Kick the pepperoni out of Ray!
Browns44 over 14 years ago
P3, just how many knuckles and fingers does Ray have on his left fist?
MilfordMountain over 14 years ago
Let’s review… about a month ago, when the game was still in the first half, Gil drove over to the Corman’s house to find Mimi’s missing point guard. Ahlzimer’s has set in and Gil is wandering aimlessly around Milford. Meanwhile, Juco honor student Janitor Steve’s brilliant plan for Cassie is that she should marry Pizza Boy here instead of in Vegas. Brilliant. What happens in Milford, stays in Milford.
rdigenan over 14 years ago
You guys ruined a good story line when you let the writers know that Cassie was of legal age. They had to change the ending.
JerryPulver over 14 years ago
Not sure I’m comfortable with the thought of Ray giving Steve “hard”.
Milford_JockStrap over 14 years ago
And who disguised as mild mannered Steve Luhm is Jan-Boy. Did we tel you that Steve is a Black Belt and always wears that hoodie to hide those 22 inch “Guns” under the sleeves
OldGreyBear over 14 years ago
Ray better watch it, Steve has a broomstick in his pocket, makes walking hard but when he hears “clean-up in aisle six” he is good to go
Remember, Gil went over to Cassie’s parents house and since Cassie left without locking the front door, Gil probably went in and is draining the liquor cabinet while this insanely witty dialogue transpires and has forgotten why he is there in the first place
Acually, if Pizza boy made enought to score two tickets to Vegas, maybe he isnt such a zero, unless of course they are two one way tickets and he plans on buying return tickets with his “winnings”…
decten1968 over 14 years ago
Steve’s about to get a six-knuckle sandwich … THE HARD WAY! Sounds like some prison talk to me.
Loachdriver over 14 years ago
Best part of this strip is the comments; keep it up.
MovingtoMilford over 14 years ago
Yeah, where is Gil? He could have driven to NC to visit Duncan’s brother in prison by now.
MilfordMountain over 14 years ago
My best guess is Gil is at the football field getting ready for practice because it’s clear that this storyline will never get over in time for baseball.
Liz36 over 14 years ago
Let’s remember Gil observes all speed limit signs even when cruising in the souped up Hudson Hornet. By the time he gets to Cassie’s house it should be time for prom. By then considering Cassie’s penchant for older men, Mr. Kessler should be in the equation.
DocG over 14 years ago
Still predicting a game winning buzzer beater from Cassie to win the title. How she gets there is anyone’s guess.
Rocky Premium Member over 14 years ago
What could I possibly add that would in any way improve these comments?? You all are great. More entertaining than the strip itself.
Browns44 over 14 years ago
What comments?
ldmcdog over 14 years ago
This makes 30 comments today-not only the most, but the best.Nice job.everyone. Why does everyone want more of Mr. Kessler? Let’s see if Rubin And Whigham take the hint.
doublepaw over 14 years ago
I thought this was the Nancy strip………
Ravenswing over 14 years ago
The only “buzzer beating” Cassie’s going to indulge in will be behind closed doors while she waits for the Ray & Steve throwdown to spin out. Gosh, could we book them for Wrestlemania?
ValleyJUCOTransfer over 14 years ago
Pizza boy better think twice before trying to flip Steve like one of his pies. Just by slapping the wall with the back of his hand Steve put 2 cracks in it.
b8tzm over 14 years ago
Does Cassie like shag carpet?
lemonbaskt over 14 years ago
do you want hard ???too funny is the flipper gonna turn into captain pizza
b8tzm over 14 years ago
Id also be worried if a guy standing behind me said “you want hard you got it”