Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 21, 2014

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    GR6  about 10 years ago

    The bravest person in history? The first one to eat a raw oyster.

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    GR6  about 10 years ago

    …aka “sea boogers”.

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    Varnes  about 10 years ago

    Why would anybody ever want to eat an oyster?…Gross…And people just hork them down, they don’t even chew them well…Where’s the fun there?

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    alviebird  about 10 years ago

    I will definitely be using this line in the future.

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    GR6  about 10 years ago

    Oysters should be dredged in cornmeal and deep-fried in peanut oil until golden brown, as God intended.

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    Spent Hen  about 10 years ago

    I personally like to let them slide off the shell with a dash of horseradish on it, down my gullet and chase it with a mug of. beer!

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    Spent Hen  about 10 years ago

    oops….sorry, first timer here

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    Old_Iron_Sides  about 10 years ago

    I’m reminded of this scene from Mr. Bean’s Holidayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-2isH-SgHA

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    For your new comers oysters were considered an aphrodisiac; and if you do not know what that means then you need to visit a dictionary web site in another window.

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    emjaycee  about 10 years ago

    Unfortunately, the west coast of Florida has a major red tide coming in. My friends are worried about their seafood restaurant business. Just when things were getting somewhat back to normal after the BP fiasco….

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    jerry in Fl  about 10 years ago

    What’s going on with the blog?

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    Cronkers McGee  Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Me too, no fish for me.

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    eepeqez  about 10 years ago

    I’m in Australia. I use Janis’s approach.

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    bsqnbay  about 10 years ago

    Actually, they are quite tasty! Top of the food chain baby!!!

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    ARLOS DAD  about 10 years ago

    There are two things you never want to eat, oysters are both of them…..

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    tahoeh2o  about 10 years ago

    The best part is that they are alive when you eat them…

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    chizzel  about 10 years ago

    My food poops on your food

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    ladylagomorph76  about 10 years ago

    Was planning a nice evening out with friends at a very fancy fish place. Was looking forward to it very much. They teased me unmercifully because it had an oyster bar and I refused to eat them. Actually I only barely eat fish. Got them! Everyone was stuffing themselves on raw oysters while I had a nice salad and ling cod, and I said: “My Dad says eating raw oysters is like swallowing snot!” Ohhhh! That was the last time they teased me like that.

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    cryptoengineer  about 10 years ago

    @ClarkKentPlants aren’t food.Plants are what food eats.

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    Gokie5  about 10 years ago

    Just had an adventure (it takes so little . . .) trying to find the exact quote and quoter about the brave oyster eater. I majored in English during the 1950’s and remember the quote as “It was a brave man who [or maybe that] first did eat an oyster.” Google sources attribute this quote to both Johnson and Jonathan Swift, and the wording of the quote varies. I haven’t found my version yet, but I will . . . I . . . will.BTW, Johnson had quite the obstacle-filled life. I’m slogging through his bio on wikipedia.org

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    Max Starman Jones  about 10 years ago

    I’ve known a lot of meat-eaters; I’ve known several vegetarians. But I’ve never met even one vegetarian who didn’t have to talk about it all the time.

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    K M  about 10 years ago

    I’m with you, Janis! Like snorting snot!!

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    JoePhan  about 10 years ago

    You do understand, don’t you, that when you cut up and cook those plants they’re still alive, and eating them raw is even more cruel.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 10 years ago

    Tell it to your cat

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    ARLOS DAD  about 10 years ago

    Snails either….

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    Downundergirl  about 10 years ago

    We eat ‘em every day of the year!!! no ’seasons’.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    I don’t eat oysters, period.

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    hippogriff  about 10 years ago

    DevilsNight: Reexamine your hypothesis. You will find drinking milk is a lot more basic than deciding to milk a cow. I know it is prior to conscious memory, but the subconscious persists. The first to drink milk was pre-human by millennia.

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    Lomax9er7  about 10 years ago

    I’ve found the best way to eat an oyster is with a cheese burger, and hold the oyster.

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    water_moon  about 10 years ago

    So you’re rather rip little bits off of the organisim while keeping it alive so you can eat? .Frankly from a “moral objection” point of view what is the difference between backyard chicken eggs and a back yard bean garden?

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