Humpty Dumpty is fallen on the ground, dead with his head cracked open and egg yoke spilling out. Two police officers stand over him. Cop 2: I scrambled to help but he went over easy.
This is your brain on pavement. Any questions?
And the pavement was so hot his brains are fried.
Tastes better at the crack of dawn
Oh boy.
“Ohhhh!” — recurring background cat in the Puss in Boots movie
That too.
blunebottle almost 10 years ago
This is your brain on pavement. Any questions?
Toonerific almost 10 years ago
And the pavement was so hot his brains are fried.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 10 years ago
Tastes better at the crack of dawn
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Oh boy.
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
“Ohhhh!” — recurring background cat in the Puss in Boots movie
Maria Scrivan Premium Member almost 10 years ago
That too.