Half Full by Maria Scrivan for September 18, 2014
September 17, 2014
September 19, 2014
Transcript:
Humpty Dumpty is fallen on the ground, dead with his head cracked open and egg yoke spilling out. Two police officers stand over him. Cop 2: I scrambled to help but he went over easy.
blunebottle about 10 years ago
This is your brain on pavement. Any questions?
Toonerific about 10 years ago
And the pavement was so hot his brains are fried.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 10 years ago
Tastes better at the crack of dawn
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Oh boy.
Stephen Gilberg about 10 years ago
“Ohhhh!” — recurring background cat in the Puss in Boots movie
Maria Scrivan Premium Member about 10 years ago
That too.