Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 16, 2010
Transcript:
Voice (out of frame): Ok, class...who was the king of England when the United States won its independence? Danae: Ohh, me! Me! I know!! Some stinky, booger-brained boy! Teacher: Can you be more specific and less offensive? Danae: Ok, ok...some stinky, booger-brained man. I noticed you never said I was wrong!! Door reads: Vice principal and dungeon master.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
But which stinky, booger-brained man, Danae?
lfanterickson over 14 years ago
Yeah, Denae!!
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Shouldn’t that sign say “Vice Principal and Dungeon Booger-brained Master”?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
If Danae had anything to do with it, fredbuhl, it would. LOL.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Stinky, booger-brained men are all the same.
ArtyG over 14 years ago
I’m a man and I’m not booger brained………ahh who am I kidding?
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
Danae, that should have been “George, stinky, booger-brained man, III”.
Ronshua over 14 years ago
The school I attended had “and Dance Instructor” under the Dungeon Master . The Two step , then the Five step Foxtrot . Ah few slow learners went for the third lesson THE O M G Samba .
madKanga over 14 years ago
If only my brain were up to the standard of boogers!
Varnes over 14 years ago
Less offensive? What stinky booger brain came up with that idea? Where’s the fun in that? Wonder how her friend, Jeffry refers to girls?
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
DO modern school teachers actually send the kids to the principle, or do they just sentence them to detention on the spot? I can’t believe that management still has to deal with this.
favog over 14 years ago
Dogsniff,
That would be the stinky booger brained shark…..
DevXIII over 14 years ago
Like this wasn’t an obvious outcome..
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
Love it. Thanks for the laugh, Wiley!
vexatron1984 over 14 years ago
My sixth grade teacher was the person other teachers sent misbehaving kids to. She had a second room off her classroom called the “cave.” It had a huge storage unit in it with a bear skin (complete with head) stored at the top along with some other animal skin or part that I cannot remember. No joke people. You can’t make this stuff up!
caucel over 14 years ago
Danae you are the rigth, the rest of the world is idiot! :)
And ya, she never say that you are wrong! You win!
confusemeagain over 14 years ago
I’ve noticed that as long as we ” stinky, booger-brained boys ” do it right – theres always a woman ( girl ) helping us - seams like a great place to be to place the blame if we screw it up and use the dagger huh
Varnes over 14 years ago
Potrzebie, they do in elementary, usually the assistant principal. In middle school, it is usually handed by a dean, assistant principal, just straight to detention with a call home. I think High Schools just do detention and or suspension…
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I think Danae knows this office well.
When I was in school teachers were much more hands on with discipline. One teacher was an ex Golden Gloves boxer. His classroom was a metal double-wide trailer. While “disciplining” you could hear students bouncing off the walls. Once he broke a pointer over a student’s hand. I was always thankful I did not have him as my teacher.
Ernest Lemmingway over 14 years ago
How often does Danae get sent to the (vice) principal? I’m surprised she hasn’t been expelled from school by now.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Dumb old stinky booger brained FEMALE teacher!
thirdguy over 14 years ago
History should record, that King George, was not only a madman, but also a stinky booger brain. Well that’s how I read it anyway.
treered over 14 years ago
i would think the VP would have a Danae Window just for her by now…
petebogo over 14 years ago
OMG….OMG….I’ve just discovered something important!!!!! I think “Joe” is OBVIOUS MAN!!!! or at least related to him.
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When is this girl gonna learn!!! She does not control the world around her…
eainca over 14 years ago
I just figured it out, Danae & Calvin should meet!
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
You know, the guy with the thing on his head–the crown!
artybee over 14 years ago
Hey, the vice principal COULD be a woman, you know.
sthakrar over 14 years ago
Well, technically, Danae was right.
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
OMG George, YOU’RE THAT STINKY BOOGER BRAINED MAN!
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well, George did behave like he was booger-brained!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago
Expelled for giving the wrong answer – honest that’s all she did – tee hee!! Well ok, maybe it was a “planned” wrong answer but….. .
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
It was a planned offensively wrong answer, worthy of being sent to the stinky booger brained Dugeon Master’s office
policelimit Premium Member over 14 years ago
I love the timing and pace in Wiley’s strips
DarthSequitur over 14 years ago
*… and the poor, long-suffering teacher hasn’t learned yet not to call on Danae? Or perhaps she’s just an incurable optomist.
Those who will not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.
DarthSequitur over 14 years ago
JP Steve - BTW were you referring to the 18th century King George, or the one of recent memory?
I’ll be in the panic room with Kate and Petey now.
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well, I was thinking of the “Madness of…” guy but I guess if the booger fits…
yycmystery over 14 years ago
Calvin may have been the first to use booger in the comics…
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
At least one of the schools I went to (six elementary, four high schools), it was called “wall-to-wall counseling”…
thirdguy over 14 years ago
I was going to say, “If the booger fits, pick it”, but that would be gross!!!
De_Faulto about 12 years ago
I was thinking King George III but I like Danae’s answer better!
phoenixnyc over 1 year ago
Methinks the VP goes for TPKs.