Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 03, 2014

Boo Hoo..

So clap along if you feel like a room without a roof, mr. Slam.

Meet Tarzan – the jungle’s most celebrated Life Coach.

If he had the fistful of diamonds before the explosion he could have been off happy somewhere with a normal face.

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you’re chewing on life’s gristleDon’t grumble, give a whistleAnd this’ll help things turn out for the best…And…

…always look on the bright sideof life…(Whistle)

Money doesn’t buy happiness but neither does beauty. Of course, an ugly, poor person doesn’t seem to be all that happy either.

I’ve heard a lot about the money / happiness thing….. I’m pretty sure I could make it work though.

Old saying—Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure can rent it for awhile.

What is this, Mary Worth of the Jungle?

Pure Dr. Philfth dialog. Now take Slam out for a Denny’s breakfast and send him on his way. On to the next story, and bring on Jane…..PRONTO! :) StoryShouldHaveBeenBetterAGowa!!

Money may not buy happiness, but apparently it beats whatever is in second place.

If money cant buy happiness why do Tarzan and Jane still raid Opar’s treasure from time to time?

Looks like someone needs a hug.