Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 05, 2010

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    I like yer thinking, Broomie!

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    linsonl  over 14 years ago

    Morning, Marg. I should have used that one back in my single days.

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    MontanaLady  over 14 years ago

    Especially for that dancing part…….

    She can say that he was “leading” her….

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    Clever, Broomie, very clever. But will “he” pick up the tab for the dinner and dance?

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    When you’re the Invisible man you don’t have to dress up on a date.

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    But where’s he going to carry his wallet to pay for dinner?

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Watch out Broomie, if he’s invisible he could be older than 1500.

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    You don’t want to know, Yukoner.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    You could do worse than Claude Rains, Broomie…

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    BananaSlug  over 14 years ago

    “Who’s gonna know?”

    Anybody who’s ever met you, Broomie.

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    bald  over 14 years ago

    Lewreader:

    i doubt she told him her age anyhow

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Often what is unseen is known by the footprints it leaves behind. (From Starbright’s Addenda to the Laws of Blademastery)

    In other words, Broomie, an invisible date that doesn’t do anything that affects his surrounding is even more worthless than your usual visible ones.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    Good thing you’re not dating the Visible Man, Broomie; you’d be too grossed-out to enjoy your dinner.

    For those who don’t get it: http://www.discoverthis.com/visibleman.html

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    Ed in Toledo Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I can’t see Broomie going out with The Invisible Man.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Eh. One date, and she’ll never see him again…

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    runar  over 14 years ago

    Eventually, she’ll have to confess that she’s been seeing other people.

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    RinaFarina  over 14 years ago

    An invisible man carries an invisible wallet. Containing invisible money. Which no one will ever accept as payment for anything - same as an invisible credit card.

    Mind you, most visible people carry invisible money.

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    SherriannPederson  over 14 years ago

    Queen’s song ‘Invisible Man’ speaks about an invisible man who:

    “Never had a real good friend, not a boy or a girl; No-one knows what I’ve been through, let my firearms furl; So I’ll make my mark from the edge of the world”.

    He was a man most thought of as insignificant, however he was the most significant man in the original Queen band.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I’m a big fan of Queen (I started to type “I’m a big Queen fan” and thought better of it), but if they end up at a karaoke bar they should exchange Beatles songs. Broomie starts off with “I’m Looking Through You”, and he answers with “You Won’t See Me.”

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    If Broomie has to pay for the date herself, then he’s a clear deadbeat.

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