An invisible man carries an invisible wallet. Containing invisible money. Which no one will ever accept as payment for anything - same as an invisible credit card.
Mind you, most visible people carry invisible money.
Queen’s song ‘Invisible Man’ speaks about an invisible man who:
“Never had a real good friend, not a boy or a girl;
No-one knows what I’ve been through, let my firearms furl;
So I’ll make my mark from the edge of the world”.
He was a man most thought of as insignificant, however he was the most significant man in the original Queen band.
I’m a big fan of Queen (I started to type “I’m a big Queen fan” and thought better of it), but if they end up at a karaoke bar they should exchange Beatles songs. Broomie starts off with “I’m Looking Through You”, and he answers with “You Won’t See Me.”
margueritem over 14 years ago
I like yer thinking, Broomie!
linsonl over 14 years ago
Morning, Marg. I should have used that one back in my single days.
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
Especially for that dancing part…….
She can say that he was “leading” her….
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Clever, Broomie, very clever. But will “he” pick up the tab for the dinner and dance?
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
When you’re the Invisible man you don’t have to dress up on a date.
Yukoner over 14 years ago
But where’s he going to carry his wallet to pay for dinner?
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Watch out Broomie, if he’s invisible he could be older than 1500.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
You don’t want to know, Yukoner.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
You could do worse than Claude Rains, Broomie…
BananaSlug over 14 years ago
“Who’s gonna know?”
Anybody who’s ever met you, Broomie.
bald over 14 years ago
Lewreader:
i doubt she told him her age anyhow
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Often what is unseen is known by the footprints it leaves behind. (From Starbright’s Addenda to the Laws of Blademastery)
In other words, Broomie, an invisible date that doesn’t do anything that affects his surrounding is even more worthless than your usual visible ones.
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
Good thing you’re not dating the Visible Man, Broomie; you’d be too grossed-out to enjoy your dinner.
For those who don’t get it: http://www.discoverthis.com/visibleman.html
Ed in Toledo Premium Member over 14 years ago
I can’t see Broomie going out with The Invisible Man.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Eh. One date, and she’ll never see him again…
runar over 14 years ago
Eventually, she’ll have to confess that she’s been seeing other people.
RinaFarina over 14 years ago
An invisible man carries an invisible wallet. Containing invisible money. Which no one will ever accept as payment for anything - same as an invisible credit card.
Mind you, most visible people carry invisible money.
SherriannPederson over 14 years ago
Queen’s song ‘Invisible Man’ speaks about an invisible man who:
“Never had a real good friend, not a boy or a girl; No-one knows what I’ve been through, let my firearms furl; So I’ll make my mark from the edge of the world”.
He was a man most thought of as insignificant, however he was the most significant man in the original Queen band.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
I’m a big fan of Queen (I started to type “I’m a big Queen fan” and thought better of it), but if they end up at a karaoke bar they should exchange Beatles songs. Broomie starts off with “I’m Looking Through You”, and he answers with “You Won’t See Me.”
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
If Broomie has to pay for the date herself, then he’s a clear deadbeat.