Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 08, 2014
September 07, 2014
September 09, 2014
Transcript:
Phone: *CLICK*
Ned: Out refreshing your memory? For what?
Danae: An essay on what I did over Summer vacation.
Ned: No real names, right?
Danae: Don't be silly.
Ned: *Whew*
and, she mention band camp. or, the incident in the desert. or, mess at whole foods. or, pet store trouble. or, what she found in the corn field. or, what happened at the pool.
AlnicoV over 10 years ago
The names have been changed to protect the “in this case” not so innocent.
Bilan over 10 years ago
Danae is probably the only one that the police takes in interest in with the summer report.
Varnes over 10 years ago
I can only imagine how she broke all the trees, but if that’s all the damage, she had a mild summer….Probably spent most of the time texting….
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Besides how could she name someone she did not get to know.
keenanthelibrarian over 10 years ago
I’m sure daddy is happy.
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
and, she mention band camp. or, the incident in the desert. or, mess at whole foods. or, pet store trouble. or, what she found in the corn field. or, what happened at the pool.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
that essay, will take the whole school year to read!
dabugger over 10 years ago
Just who will read that report? How many hits, so far, on twitter?
steverinoCT over 10 years ago
…the noodle incident (maybe we can get another crossover strip out of Watterson)
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Isn’t there an Incident Report online you could cut and paste for your report, Danae?
ladylagomorph76 over 10 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Varnes over 10 years ago
Arianne, wow! I never noticed the smoking hole…I thought the smoke was another broken tree….I’d make a lousy detective…..
cripplious over 10 years ago
As they say in Casablanca round up the usual suspects
Seed_drill over 10 years ago
“The following is a true story, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.” Bon Scott