Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 01, 2014

Is he called a bouncer because he bounces when he’s thrown out the door?

I’d rather NOT see the lad cry.

Pathetic bouncer.

Perhaps if you refuse to leave, he hacks your Facebook account.

he said he qualifies because he uses Bounce, never Snuggle, Gain or Suavitel

This rings a bell. He cries “Oyez, oyez, oyez!”, right?

Bruiser Bruce, the crying bouncer. I predict a short career and an unhappy one.

What is Pig drinking?

Maybe he bounces checks.

reminds of my boot camp days, chief put a large somewhat dumb boy in charge just because he was hugh, slap his wrist and he would break down…and ‘cry nobody loves me’

I bet he eats quiche too. Real men don’t cry and they don’t eat quiche. Real men tell their women No and say Yes after a night on the couch.

Maybe tomorrow they’ll show a female “bouncer.”

i’ll bet pig’s drink is chocolate milk – at least it looks like the container with straw my grandkids get with chocolate milk in it.

Poor guy!

xxx

The man on the door has a head like MarsLike a baby born to the doors of the barsAnd surrounded by steam with his folded armsHe’s got that urban genie thing going onHe’s so mercifully free of the pressures of graceSaint Peter in satin, he’s like Buddha with mace

That guy is either standing on the stool or has abnormally long legs.

He looks like dilbert wihtout the tie.

Quick Stephan goldmine of a new character……..been awhile!!!

Maybe he is the town crier…