Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 16, 2014

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    Dtroutma  about 10 years ago

    Well, a little longer.

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    wrwallaceii  about 10 years ago

    Ahh… That’s why the Wise One sits up atop a high mountain. So the boob who jumps out of a perfectly good airplane gets the message in time…

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    Superfrog  about 10 years ago

    Last time I pulled a rip cord, my pyjama pants fell down.

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    Varnes  about 10 years ago

    And make sure you have enough poster board and magic markers on hand…. You know, maybe if he;d written his signs faster, the jumper would have had time to pull the cord….

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    Ida No  about 10 years ago

    “Bail! Bail! Bail!”“Mop! Mop! Mop!”

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    Arianne  about 10 years ago

    Quick, before it becomes a R.I.P. cord.

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    Toonerific  about 10 years ago

    The real secret to a long life is knowing when to stay put.

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    Twonky  about 10 years ago

    check this link http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2014/07/31/31-peach-butts.o.jpg/a_4x-horizontal.jpg

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    jprozeboom  about 10 years ago

    Maybe not peaches but you can buy a hammock for a banana (aka:Speedo)

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    puddlesplatt  about 10 years ago

    is that how you find it?

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    I would love to pull the rip cord except my golden parachute does not exist.

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    tygrkhat40  about 10 years ago

    A parachute is ony neccessary if you want to skydive twice.

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Geroni-splat.

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    dabugger  about 10 years ago

    A wait too long can become forever…

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    pnorman1  about 10 years ago

    Well, turnabout is fair play.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  about 10 years ago

    The last time I pulled a rip cord, I blamed the dog.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  about 10 years ago

    The real secret to a long life is not dying.

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    DrJKnows  about 10 years ago

    I heard the speedo limit is 21.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 10 years ago

    “I didn’t know you could buy Speedos for peaches.”-—————————————————Why not? You can get lingerie for them.peaches-sold-in-sexy-lingerie-in-china

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    spaced man spliff  about 10 years ago

    You can’t take it with you, so I just won’t go.

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    Lynn Rusty  about 10 years ago

    That is only if you know which one is the ‘rip cord.’

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    rphbeta  about 10 years ago

    My dad wasn’t going for the nude effect, but him wearing red speedos well into his golden years was a disturbing enough sight. One evening, he answered his doorbell wearing nothing but the aforementioned red underwear, expecting me, but got one of my colleagues instead — an ex-nun.

    You can’t write this stuff.

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    rphbeta  about 10 years ago

    Only if you have gerontophilia AND gymnophilia.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Or just don’t jump in the first place.

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