Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 14, 2014

Looks a bit like me when I was first learning to use a rototiller.

My neighbors mow for me I never ask they got a riding mower and have to mow my lawn to turn the monster around on their tiny lawn ;-)

Keith: Sounds like you have it made!

No water? Here electricity is like 40% water 40% nuclear. rest is mostly coal but some wind too.

The Wiz’ is giving Calvin some competition.

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2014/09/01

It took a week, but he didn’t have to make his bed.

she’s obviously never taught school

He’s a wizard – why doesn’t he just zap the grass ??

I would use Henry and the local fire department, they could use the practice.

I’m still working toward my ideal of mowing once a year. With a match. Meanwhile, the only grass in my yard is the strip between the street and the sidewalk. IMO, lawns are idiotic.

Sheep, a simple labor saving device. and they are environmentally friendly.

Careful about comments putting down lawns! A lawn, as with trees, provides a great deal of filtration for the air, as well as converting CO2 to oxygen and carbon. In addition it does a very good job of preventing soil erosion!.It indeed provides you the oxygen to keep on complaining about lawns…

Lawns are a total waste of time and resources. If we put even 1/4th of the space we waste on lawn grass into native plants and almost anything edible we’d not only be food self sufficient, but also probably wouldn’t use nearly the water.

“My lawnmower works partly on coal, partly on nuclear and a small part on wind and solar. It runs on electricity on a cord.”.Well said

Hey, being lazy is hard work.