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Eno: You (symbols) lake! I hate your (symbols) guts!!
Fang: That wasn't very creative swearing.
Eno: Yeah. I could have done better.
Fang: Go ahead and take a cussing mulligan.
Eno: You stinking (symbols) puddle of (symbols) sludge!!
O Lake of evil, cursed, pestilential Lake,Fetid, carbuncular, twice-aborted Lake,Lake which art the watery graveOf all my hopes and Titleists,Lake which mars this pleasant and fair WayLike a toad upon immortal Helenās visage,Would that thou hadst but a throatAnd my five-iron wrapped around it,Choking thy abhorred vapours offThat the globe may be further spared thy treacheries,Hell-hazard, Pond of the Pit, Lagoon of Lucifer,I hate thee.
comicgos almost 15 years ago
Enos cussing isnāt up to par.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Two stroke penalty for a bad approachā¦ā¦ā¦..
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Iām surprised Eno didnāt toss his club into the lake too.
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
I forgot how much #%@!! fun golf was.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Er, whereās the beer?
Plods with ...ā¢ almost 15 years ago
I donāt play it well, so I spell it backwards to describe my game.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Oh yeah, thatās much better.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
āLong ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today itās called golf.ā - Will Rogers
bald almost 15 years ago
iām not sure you rate a mulligan in the constructive cursing department
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
The waiter gave him some tips yesterday.
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Send him to Xanth and let him find a patch of curse burrs. Thatāll teach him!
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
lewreader, 19th green.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
O Lake of evil, cursed, pestilential Lake, Fetid, carbuncular, twice-aborted Lake, Lake which art the watery grave Of all my hopes and Titleists, Lake which mars this pleasant and fair Way Like a toad upon immortal Helenās visage, Would that thou hadst but a throat And my five-iron wrapped around it, Choking thy abhorred vapours off That the globe may be further spared thy treacheries, Hell-hazard, Pond of the Pit, Lagoon of Lucifer, I hate thee.
ā W. Shakespeare, Timon of Augusta
pierreandnicole almost 15 years ago
Stand him next to Tiger and let āer rip.
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
LOL @ EasterFritzā¦.awesome.