The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 26, 2010
March 25, 2010
March 27, 2010
Transcript:
Eno: You (symbols) lake! I hate your (symbols) guts!! Fang: That wasn't very creative swearing. Eno: Yeah. I could have done better. Fang: Go ahead and take a cussing mulligan. Eno: You stinking (symbols) puddle of (symbols) sludge!!
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comicgos over 14 years ago
Enos cussing isn’t up to par.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Two stroke penalty for a bad approach………..
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
I’m surprised Eno didn’t toss his club into the lake too.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
I forgot how much #%@!! fun golf was.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Er, where’s the beer?
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
I don’t play it well, so I spell it backwards to describe my game.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh yeah, that’s much better.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
“Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.” - Will Rogers
bald over 14 years ago
i’m not sure you rate a mulligan in the constructive cursing department
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
The waiter gave him some tips yesterday.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Send him to Xanth and let him find a patch of curse burrs. That’ll teach him!
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
lewreader, 19th green.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
O Lake of evil, cursed, pestilential Lake, Fetid, carbuncular, twice-aborted Lake, Lake which art the watery grave Of all my hopes and Titleists, Lake which mars this pleasant and fair Way Like a toad upon immortal Helen’s visage, Would that thou hadst but a throat And my five-iron wrapped around it, Choking thy abhorred vapours off That the globe may be further spared thy treacheries, Hell-hazard, Pond of the Pit, Lagoon of Lucifer, I hate thee.
– W. Shakespeare, Timon of Augusta
pierreandnicole over 14 years ago
Stand him next to Tiger and let ‘er rip.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
LOL @ EasterFritz….awesome.