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My partner’s mother was attacked by raccoons on her back deck. She went outside at dusk to call her cats in and the raccoons came up on the deck and attacked her. She required several stitches to her legs, arms, and face, and had to undergo rabies treatments. Animal control would not help (they only deal with domestic animals) and natural resources wouldn’t help because it happened within town limits. Had this been me I’d have made it my life mission to kill those masked bastards. I’d bait them and nail ’em with a 12-gauge…
ryanqnorth Premium Member over 10 years ago
alt = T-REX, WE PUT OUR MINDS TO IT AND DEVELOPED VOCAL CORDS!
ladamson1918 over 10 years ago
So this is what happened to the dinosaurs.
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
I don’t find raccoons as cute as I once did, since I recognize the suburban menace they can be. But even Rocket doesn’t scare me.
hablano over 10 years ago
Urban raccoons have long been one of my favorite target animals (opossum being the other).
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hah! This comic is pretty amazing.
Peam Premium Member over 10 years ago
You mean after the dolphins and white mice have shuffled off this mortal coil too?
up2trixx over 10 years ago
My partner’s mother was attacked by raccoons on her back deck. She went outside at dusk to call her cats in and the raccoons came up on the deck and attacked her. She required several stitches to her legs, arms, and face, and had to undergo rabies treatments. Animal control would not help (they only deal with domestic animals) and natural resources wouldn’t help because it happened within town limits. Had this been me I’d have made it my life mission to kill those masked bastards. I’d bait them and nail ’em with a 12-gauge…