Use it to call the insurance company after the earthquake and flood
Are you kidding? First she’d have to update her facebook status– then call the insurance company. :)
But what about Congressional disasters?
Wait until November! REPEAL, REPEAL, REPEAL!!
THe government may be calling you
Assuming there’s no EMP, then, unless it’s running on vacuum tubes, you will tweet nevermore.
How about unnatural disasters, like zombie attacks or alien invasions?
Jokes on him. In a disaster, nobody else will be able to read any tweets. They don’t have water and shock resistance phones.
poppy1313 over 14 years ago
Use it to call the insurance company after the earthquake and flood
micmonmel over 14 years ago
Are you kidding? First she’d have to update her facebook status– then call the insurance company. :)
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
But what about Congressional disasters?
Wait until November! REPEAL, REPEAL, REPEAL!!
dropping.beans over 14 years ago
THe government may be calling you
Magasek over 14 years ago
Assuming there’s no EMP, then, unless it’s running on vacuum tubes, you will tweet nevermore.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
How about unnatural disasters, like zombie attacks or alien invasions?
mrprongs over 14 years ago
Jokes on him. In a disaster, nobody else will be able to read any tweets. They don’t have water and shock resistance phones.