naked corn cob: Why do I always have to play the delicious one? Sgt. Fields grew weary of the good cob, bad cob routine.
Corny humor – Squared.
toothpick anyone?
I’m all ears for a kernel of wisdom on what we should do.
You do know that when he tells you that you are more naturally delicious, he’s just buttering you up, right?
And, what’s gotten into your holster? A salt with a deadly weapon?
Sgt Fields is getting steamed…but he’d better cool off, before he gets chewed out…. or even canned.
The Captain oughta remind him that he’s lucky…He may have to deal with the tough and the rotten…. but he could be out on the streets, getting creamed.
He’d better be careful, or he might be assigned outhouse duty.
His wife, Strawberry, may not be there forever.
Shouldn’t they be grilling the suspect?
Go ahead, give him an ear full.
He wanted to be out standing in his field.
The good cop buttered him up.
Butter find another suspect.
So that’s what’s eating Sgt. Fields!
Leroy over 10 years ago
Corny humor – Squared.
naturally_easy over 10 years ago
toothpick anyone?
Miny Boy over 10 years ago
I’m all ears for a kernel of wisdom on what we should do.
Arianne over 10 years ago
You do know that when he tells you that you are more naturally delicious, he’s just buttering you up, right?
Arianne over 10 years ago
And, what’s gotten into your holster? A salt with a deadly weapon?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Sgt Fields is getting steamed…but he’d better cool off, before he gets chewed out…. or even canned.
The Captain oughta remind him that he’s lucky…He may have to deal with the tough and the rotten…. but he could be out on the streets, getting creamed.
jreckard over 10 years ago
He’d better be careful, or he might be assigned outhouse duty.
His wife, Strawberry, may not be there forever.
nosirrom over 10 years ago
Shouldn’t they be grilling the suspect?
cdward over 10 years ago
Go ahead, give him an ear full.
Fantom Premium Member over 10 years ago
He wanted to be out standing in his field.
StratmanRon over 10 years ago
The good cop buttered him up.
pierreandnicole over 10 years ago
Butter find another suspect.
JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago
So that’s what’s eating Sgt. Fields!