The Barn by Ralph Hagen for March 22, 2010

That went well!

Or Not! LOL!

Smooth move, Stan! Help him out, Rory!

LMBO!!

Somebody recently asked if Stan could jump over the moon….apparently so, especially with a little mootivation.

‘Hitch’ he’s not.

Of course, If Stan had said that she wasn’t a “hot, foxy mama, etc” she would have REALLY been upset.

When it comes to romance, he’s a bull in a china shop.

Nothing can keepa good bull down.

We once had a purebred Kianina bull that casually walked through a couple of barbed wire fences (just leaned against the wires and popped the staples right out of the posts) to get to the cows

Your right Digital Frog I’ve watched my bull push the cows away from the water not allowing them to drink he will do that to the cow that he’s having a problem with Then after awhile he’ll let her pass and have his way while she’s drinking I think it’s time to Man er Bull Up Stan

He’s too fast for Charlene, too.

the same thing happens to a lot of guys around the ladies, we just don’t know when to shut up

Vigilante de noche: Men are the opposite of your bull, they push the females to drink and then do that to them after they have had too much.

Young bull standing on the hill looking down at the cows says to the old bull Let’s run down and get us one Old bull to the young bull says Let’s walk down and get them all

Well JDG I could try putting some Jack Daniels in the water trough but then I couldn’t keep the help/me out of the water

I can think to myself before hand, not to say what I am thinking, yet invariably I say it anyways.

Never mooooove too fast for a sheep!

Juanita’s a little flat-abdomened. I thought for a moment this was a scene from Brokeback Meadow.

Stan needs more cow belle.

Where did I get ‘Charlene’ from?

Is remembering things that didn’t happen Alzheimer’s, too?

thebird55, you have CRBS disease. Can’t Remember Bull Sh**.