FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 01, 2010
Transcript:
Andy: So how was work, Mr. Caffeine free? Roger: I sat through two staff meetings, a lunchtime conference call, met with a new client, and gave an impromptu hallway seminar on key company strategies. Andy: See? You didn't have a drop of coffee this morning and you were still able to do your job! I hope you learned something. Roger: Wel, at around 4:15, that I was in the wrong building.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Please give him his coffee tomorrow, Andie!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
legaleagle48 over 14 years ago
In other words, GET A CLUE, ANDY!
rayannina over 14 years ago
5:30pm, and his eyes still aren’t open?!? Yep, he’s an addict …
hawgowar over 14 years ago
“Grounds” for divorce.
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
Ha ha ha ha, poor guy, he needs help!
possiblekim over 14 years ago
Mr.Pembrook is not going to be happy when he hears Roger saying that “gave an impromptu hallway and key company startegy” at other company.
In another words Andy. Unless you want Roger to get fired, do not give him his coffee
Wren Fahel over 14 years ago
I NEVER wake my husband up in the morning without having a cuppa coffee right there on his bedside table. As for me, I like a cuppa tea first thing in the morning…not so much for the stimulation, but I just love the taste better than coffee (although I do drink coffee on occasion…it just makes me sleepy).
lewisbower over 14 years ago
DOC TOON Fed Ex still works on Saturday. STAT!
twj0729 over 14 years ago
10 to 12 hours later and his eyes are still closed! I really think this is snapshot of me without coffee! But I’m not addicted…no, not much!
Funny! Funny!
ninmas over 14 years ago
“all sanity is lost.”
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
Excellent! :)
Yakety Sax over 14 years ago
Old chuckwagon recipe for coffee: “One pound of coffee to one gallon of water. If it won’t float a horseshoe, pour it out and start over.”
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
And not long afterward, Roger invented Red Bull and refused to tell Andy what was in it. He certainly needs a new line of bull to get her to give in.
Liorocks8 over 14 years ago
He needs his coffee
Ushindi over 14 years ago
I can still remember camping “rough” - take an empty coffee can, add water and stick it in the fire. When it starts boiling, throw in a bunch of grounds, give it a few minutes, break an egg in it, toss in the shells also,and fill your cups. Great on a cold morning. (Now I have a 27’ motor home with full bath and my coffee is perked - I can’t roll up in a blanket and sleep on the ground as I once did - for SOME reason…)
LadybugMacon over 14 years ago
Forget the coffee! Get Roger a Red Bull!
mrprongs over 14 years ago
He needs to transfer to that building permanently.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
For all those who can’t believe that Roger didn’t get a cup of coffee as soon as he left the house:
1) How would he find it? :))
2) Finding it would violate the First Law of Cartoon Physics (“Only When It’s Funny”) and the Second Law as well (“When in doubt, see the First Law”).