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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 18, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Mom, do we have a shoe box I could have? It's for a school project" Mom: "I think so. Let's see" Mom: "Here's one. What are you going to do with it?" Calvin: "I'm supposed to make a diorama. We're studying the different eco-systems and I'm going to make a desert scene" Mom: "That sounds interesting" Calvin: "I'll need some glue and paper and stuff too. I'm going to build a cactus and a roadrunner" Mom: "When is this due?" Calvin: "It was due today, but I told the teacher I wasn't quite finished"
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
Calvin did tell the truth; he wasnât quite finished. He also hadnât started.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Typical! LOL! I remember making dioramas when I was a kid. I thought what I had made was so coolâŠbut, when I found one after high-school, it wasnât âcoolâ to my 18-year-old-thinking! I also found some things I had made somewhere along the way when in elementary schoolâŠsame thingâŠbut at least I could enjoy it, unlike the diorama! ;)
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Three guesses who Calvin expects will do the actual âbuildingâ of âhisâ projectâŠ.
Tah Tah over 10 years ago
d i y�
Hobbes Premium Member over 10 years ago
@leftwingpatriot: Calvin told the truth? By telling the teacher that he wasnât quite finished, Calvin implied that the project was almost done. Then again, since Calvin puts so little time into his homework, technically, the project is almost done.
Click here: Ziggy (August 11, 2007)Click here: Dilbert (February 27, 2010)Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 10 years ago
I admit it. As soon as I read âroadrunnerâ I was expecting a Wile E. Coyote reference.
Barry1941 over 10 years ago
Sounds like what my daughter used to do at that age.
ladykat Premium Member over 10 years ago
I still have a couple of projects that my daughter and grandson did when they were about Calvinâs age.
William Taylor over 10 years ago
There were always at least 3 or 4 kids whose science projects were obviously made by the parents, with little or no effort by the kid. Sucked for the rest of us. Iâve always wondered why teachers donât make an effort to disallow that sort of thingâŠ..
Like, my annotated collection of leaves or bugs compared to Johnnyâs totally functional, motorized model of the solar systemâŠâŠâŠâŠ yeah, right.
SunflowerGirl100 over 10 years ago
Capnduzzi, a roadrunner is a bird that runs around the desert. In the old cartoons, a coyote(Wile E.) constantly chased it, could never catch it. It went BeepBeep! Iâve seen a number of roadrunners and none of them say BeepBeep! They just scurry away.
e.groves over 10 years ago
A friend had a "69 Roadrunner that went Beep Beep.
Karaboo2 over 10 years ago
You have the rest of the day to git er done.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Wow! I had no idea you could make a Roadrunner from âglue and paper and stuffâ!.Iâd rather have a Mustang, Calvin. Can you make me a Mustang? Iâd like a red one; a convertible with the really big engineâŠ
CalvinObvious over 10 years ago
Calvin and his pet tiger Hobbes are working on a school project with help from Uncle Max.
Mommyhalls over 10 years ago
Been here before; One Courtroom, One Fort, and OneCastle (1/60" Scale including out buildings and moat!). Thankfully only three kids. Sigh.
gfkupfer over 10 years ago
Save yourself some work Calvin. Go visit Petey Otterloop in the strip Cul de Sac. He has at least 25 dioramas under his bed which he could lend you!
Carl R over 10 years ago
Someday I intend to join the Procrastinatorâs Club.
Aaron Saltzer over 10 years ago
Only in Calvinâs time will things get accomplished. Lol
Number Three over 10 years ago
Yeah thatâs usually the case, eh, Calvin?
xxx
mintmusic over 10 years ago
thats soooo cute
Aaronious over 10 years ago
Happy birthiversary C&H! Today, in 1985, the first C&H cartoon was published.
wiatr over 10 years ago
Never do today what you can put off âtil tomorrow!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 10 years ago
Not quite!!
Hobbes Premium Member over 10 years ago
@rgcviper: I intended to share that Ziggy earlier, but I never got around to it.
SMMAssociates over 10 years ago
The mud monster was pretty good at coming to me about 2200 to help with an unstarted project due tomorrowâŠ. The most fun was having my wife scream at her to go to bed as we tried to make some progress. The kid eventually figured it out. But she did enjoy watching her mom explodeâŠ.
(I used to type and spellcheck her stuff. Made her write them, though.)
On the âdaddy built itâ â never happened for me when I was small, but I did help her with a couple of âprojectsâ â two stand out. In one case, we ended up with a waterfall that actually was supposed to work. An aquarium pumpâŠ. Couldnât test it because there was no way to dry it out so she could take it to school, and it really was only supposed to work onceâŠ..
Another time, she wanted to make a âdonkey cartâ full of flowers. How much trouble would that be?âŠ. We had a little table-top cart in the garage that was intended for a plant or two and didnât have to make a donkey. But, she didnât want to use thatâŠ. $50 later, with me doing the power saw work, and her doing about everything else, we had one. Looked OKâŠ. Another kid in the class got a ribbon for using that same type of little cart weâd rejectedâŠ.
Then there was the kid, back when I was in High School, who entered complete set of Heathkit Ham Radio gear heâd built from a kit. He wonâŠ. My scratch-built project (from a magazine article) was un-noticed. Canât complain, though â it was a lot easier to haul to the school than his stuffâŠ.
TordieBordie over 4 years ago
calvin you slinky son of a no-no word