Herman by Jim Unger for October 23, 2014

On a positive note, you now have a sixth sense and very acute hearing!

Side effects: an effective ear on each side (not to mention the antenae).

I am SO glad that none of my medications list THOSE side effects!

Now THAT’S what I call a side effect!

The butterfly effect.

“There’s nothing wrong with my side… and stop yelling.”

I read this from the label on my mother-in-law’s sleeping pills: May cause drowsiness.

“But I thought that was if it lasted more than 4 hours??”

Beware of people carrying large fly swatters or Raid.

Uncle Martin?

On the plus side – he no longer pays for cable or wi-fi… those things pick up everything!