Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 31, 2014

That costume is a good idea, Stephan; you can boo people before they boo you!:Happy Candy Night, everyone!

Honey does this sheet make me look fat?

Have they tried counseling?

Dude. That hat? DEAD freakin’ giveaway.

(cue rim shot) Ohh, I’m terrible…

Maybe he should have cut more holes in the sheet and she could have thought he was Charlie Brown… but then she might have saw through it and given him a rock… thrown at his head.

That’s the spirit!

it didn’t help Stephan’s that he put two holes in his wife’s favorite sheets…..

ditch the hat moron

Oh like she was going to let a strange ghost inside her house.

Okay; I’m going to guess the backwards blue cap, too, like several before me. Cartoon-Boy seems not to grasp the idea of how to hide his identity too clearly. Maybe Staci recognizes his voice and body language, too…. No “treats” for you tonight, Cartoon-Boy!

Just give him a rock and send him on his way. (ala Charlie Brown)

Sometimes, the Klan uses sheets with little bunnies. The others are in the wash.

How did she know? The smell.

Love it!

xxx

Ok…enough. This cartoon is off of my Gocomics list. Stephan is going to have to go elsewhere for his therapy.

Charlie Brown!

@jackhs106Holy sheet—it does! (Sorry … couldn’t resist.)

@RobinHood2013Instant Rimshot