Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 19, 2010

Sounds like she needs to be slapped, chop!

I don’t think I’ve ever seem a more wicked face on a witch than I see in the second panel.

A wicked, insane face…

AND WAIT………….IF YOU CALL NOW, WE’LL DOUBLE THE OFFER………………

Alas, poor Broomie! We knew her well, gentle readers!

Sssslllllooooowwwwwllllllyyyyyy Run For It!!!!

G’mornin’ LuvH8,,,,,,, it’s been awhile since I said so to you….:)

And I’ve been reading comics all night. Different addiction, same result.

Is this like Calvin sending away for his propeller beanie?

Good Morning MontanaLady

Broomie, ya sould’a just put in a DVD.

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I wake every morning, reach across my beloved for the remote, and turn Billy Mays off. I’m glad she found a sleep aid that works.

Try setting the sleep timer on the TV. Works for me!

If the TV shuts off, I wake up.

Nerwin should have sounded the alarm!

Billy Mays has developed a REAL DEEP sleep aid for himself, Lew. I didn’t think they could keep you pitching on the tube after you passed away, but the superpitchman found a way.

That’s even worse than staying up late to read comments on the GoComics site.

Broomie tried to turn the TV off, but they kept saying, “But wait, there’s more!”

rac0308 you remind me of that commercial for “The Proud Family” taken from one of the shows.

Suga Mama (the grandmother) is sleeping with her head back, snoring, with the TV on. Penny comes in, and says to one of her friends, “Watch this!” She turns off the TV – Suga Mama immediately wakes up and says, “Hey, I’m watching that!”.

Penny say, “Yes, Suga Mama,” turns the TV back on, and Suga Mama immediately goes back to sleep and snores.

Sounds like what my Mom used to do.

At one time I stayed up pretty late at night watching TV. And when you’ve seen one juicer/blender/chopper/ etc. infomercial, you’ve seen them all. But they also had reruns of old TV serials that I had never heard of before. There was one, I think it was called “Highlander”? Certain characters were immortal. You could not kill them unless you literally cut off their head. I followed this one for quite a while. I found the acting good and the plots very creative.

It only occurred to me later that at 2 or 3 a.m. anything might look good…

And if you act now, you’ll have the Slop-Chop, the Cheesy Grater, and we’ll throw in another item we couldn’t sell for $19.99 by itself when we tried before, so we can clear our inventory! How does that sound?