Pickles by Brian Crane for October 17, 2014

That’s one way of getting out of housework.

I would be delighted if my husband broke my vacuum. In other words; he was trying to do something useful.

love the way Earl’s scooting away, a little at a time!

My wife LOVES to vacuum … She calls it her therapy. If I broke her vacuum, I’d be running out of the house too!

That’s too bad, Earl. It really sucks….. or, no… I guess it doesn’t. Oh well, like they say, you gotta be cruel to be kind.

So, the old lady makes him vacuum. Hey, if I tried to vacuum, the spouse would be straw bossing me because I did not do it correctly.

gobsmack ’em with gobbledygook, …then make your getaway

That’s OK Earl You paid for it once, and you can do it again…

Hubby vacuums a lot. I never ask. He feels if he lives here, he needs to pitch in. (And yes, I know I am blessed!)

I like vacuuming, but I get a little obsessed trying to go over specks that won’t come up when I could just pick them up!

Vacuuming? Rule #306, “Things remain in place until kicked toward the corner.”

I wish someone would break our vaccuum cleaner, I chose it, I hate it, I keep saying, I would like a new one, he says, you chose it, I try being rough wth it but it just keeps on going~~~~~~:-(

Well, you know what they say: “If Microsoft ever develops something that doesn’t suck….

It’ll probably be a vacuum cleaner."

After just reading the comic strip Monty.I would have to say that Earl is messing with the Sasquatch