Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 14, 2014

’Twas with a shot, Vicar. Repentance also sure takes a long time, but we all know it should never be procrastinated until the very end.

Vicar……… keep your cash in your pockets………. panhandlers “loans” last longer than the end of the world….

I once got tennis elbow by shoveling stuff out of bins. I was told to shovel better.

Should have seen that coming, Vicar! BTW, guv, got five bob I can borrow till tomorrow?

Andy spent every penny he could beg, borrow, or steal to buy beer for the fishing trip. (Or maybe he just stole the beer).

Maybe the beer companies could build a home for old sots who should be retired………………..(with free beer)…….

Shovel off two buffaloes! Does anybody know if either this vicar or the younger one were ever given names? It seems like there were a couple of times one or the other one was but it’s playoff season so I have no time to look through my collection!

“I’ll pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today.” To quote Wimpy

Wake me up when there’s a new gag. Preferably one that’s funny.

xxx

Hey, G Man…. just back from holiday….. will get in touch V soon.

Neither a borrower nor lender be,It is better to give than to lend -- and the end result is about the same.

The only “drop” of beer Andy touches is when he upends his pint to get that very last one at the bottom.