“If my ex had ever tried using a water bottle to train me, she wouldn’t be around to tell about it.”.You would have killed her?Seems a bit extremeLess prison time to simply remove yourself from the marriage and let her live even if she talked about the time she sprayed you with water.
Wren Fahel over 10 years ago
Well, you’re not a cat…or a dragon…so why would she?
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Notice the cat is hiding beside the chair; it knows not to get between a wizard and his dragon.
rgcviper over 10 years ago
As I often say …
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
“If my ex had ever tried using a water bottle to train me, she wouldn’t be around to tell about it.”.You would have killed her?Seems a bit extremeLess prison time to simply remove yourself from the marriage and let her live even if she talked about the time she sprayed you with water.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
I know how it works in our household, and we don’t even have a dragon…
RalphZIggy over 10 years ago
that’s some kind of kitchen table that can take the weight of a dragon. not an Ikea that’s for sure
artsudz over 10 years ago
I’m sticking that one on the refrigerator. Our cat won’t stay off the dining room table. His name is Henry.