Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 13, 2014

Well, at least it’s a regular sort of name …

Wrong grandma — she can change it albeit she has to wait till she’s 18 and applying for name-change (for which she will have to fork out some $$).

She can take some of the letters and spell “Tami”, with a little heart over the i of course.

Now get a move on.

She never Metamucil she didn’t like.

And who says Grandma doesn’t have a sense of humour.

Names go in cycles. But what moves the cycles continues to elude us. Someday someone will wonder why we named so many girls Heather or Brittany.

Whatever happened to “Moon Puppy”?

According to this graph, “Agnes” reached its peak of popularity in the 1890s, and nobody has been named “Agnes” since the 1960s.