Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 20, 2014

Better tamper him (?) without a liver and leave them Irishmen alone …

Should have given him fish guts.Then we could post carpy jokes about “drinks like a fish.”

And the palate of a pig because his favorite drink is the swill.

I know: ya can’t say ANYthing any more! I’m no longer sure what to say after someone sneezes other than offer then a tissue…

“Whiskey”, taunted the Irish orator, “Whiskey it is that makes you shoot at the landlords, and miss them!” —Carl Sandburg

The Irishman called. He needs his liver back by St. Patrick’s Day. (By the way, I’m half Irish)

And the brain of Abbie Normal.

There are an awful lot of John Ford movies that might need a rethinking then….

Whiskey for my men…beer for my horses"

The Irish part of me applauds.

I’ve been thinking about pulling the “donor card” off the back of my drivers license for some time now..(I suppose they could still use my blurry corneas but that’s about all that’s left)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…

An Irishman is never drunk,As long as he can hold onto a blade of grass,And not fall off the face of the Earth!

Guess you can insult some folks, even some minority folks. Not quite fair.

Serena Williams recently even called a tennis official racist for accurately but in jest, calling her unattractive and man-ish. Unkind yes, but hardly racist.

Ay, that would be rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrracist, now.

Whoa….inappropriate in this day & age. Wayyyy off the reservation.

I’m not Irish. I’m not offended by this kind of humor, just disgusted and annoyed that this cartoonist is bothering to resort to this clunky old, let’s-make-fun-of-someone humor.

Funnier line would have been, ………the liver of a alcoholic.

Shaddup, it’s funny. And make mine a double!