Reminds me of the old story about a dinosaur mainframe computer and the switch that was inexplicably mounted to the frame with just one wire on it that went nowhere. The switch was labeled MAGIC and MORE MAGIC; it was set to the MORE MAGIC position. Not seeing any reason for the switch, an engineer flipped it to MAGIC — and shut the computer down. He immediately flipped it back to MORE MAGIC and the computer started up again. When they upgraded their systems and decommissioned the old dinosaur mainframe, the engineer took the switch and tossed it into his desk drawer. Just to be safe, he kept it in the MORE MAGIC position.
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”
Quantum Leaper about 10 years ago
Brewster, you know you just HAVE to flip it! So do it, and get it done…
krisjackson01 about 10 years ago
Ren and Stimpy already done this.
King_Shark about 10 years ago
Reminds me of a story by Fritz Leiber where a woman switched off the universe…
CaptBullock about 10 years ago
A man said to the universe: “Sir I exist!” “However,” replied the universe, “the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.” – Stephen Crane
stamps about 10 years ago
This could end. Badly.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
You’re right, “dim the lights”, but the word is “rheostat”
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
The light switch at the end of the Universe? Somehow appropriate.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Since it is not a red button go ahead on flip for it.
YippiKiAyMofo about 10 years ago
Well, “On” hasn’t done us much good so far.
Flip the Switch! Flip the Switch! Flip the Switch!
Daniel Quilp about 10 years ago
At the end of the universe, the lights will definitely go out, switch or no switch.
Space_cat about 10 years ago
Unless it shuts off all of existence suddenly, not only will the switch cease to exist but there will be no one around to flip it back.
Ragtime78rpm about 10 years ago
Brewster’s all about saving energy.
katzenbooks45 about 10 years ago
Unseen University faculty.
K M about 10 years ago
Reminds me of the old story about a dinosaur mainframe computer and the switch that was inexplicably mounted to the frame with just one wire on it that went nowhere. The switch was labeled MAGIC and MORE MAGIC; it was set to the MORE MAGIC position. Not seeing any reason for the switch, an engineer flipped it to MAGIC — and shut the computer down. He immediately flipped it back to MORE MAGIC and the computer started up again. When they upgraded their systems and decommissioned the old dinosaur mainframe, the engineer took the switch and tossed it into his desk drawer. Just to be safe, he kept it in the MORE MAGIC position.
John Allen Premium Member about 10 years ago
Come on. You know you want to. Do it.
fredd13 about 10 years ago
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time