Pickles by Brian Crane for October 26, 2014

How embarrassing. (Who called 911?!)

Then stop doing it Earl!

If he did it under an oak tree, this would be acorny joke.

Is this computer-generated coloring? Autumn leaves? I don’t think so.

Another down side of getting old!!!

If he lay down like that, Nelson would have to call an ambulance to get him up.

Too many incorrect grammar errors to even make a list.

Wear ratty old clothes, Earl. If they think you’re homeless, they’ll ignore you completely.

That’s funny. Sometimes the fun things happen when you are not even trying.

That actually happened to a friend of mine once.

Feel sorry for Earl in this one.

Remind me to never get old.

xxx

I think I’ll risk getting old…if I’m lucky. It beats the alternative…

One time I was grilling burgers on a hibachi set on my back windowsill and a neighbor called the fire department on me.