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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 14, 2014
Transcript:
Luann: "Knute, did you study all the voting material?" Knute: "Nah. I just read blogs by people who think like me" Knute: "Whoo! Tossed salad!" Knute: "Ta-da! Not a tomato dropped!" Luann: "There are people who think like him?" Crystal: "Very unlikely"
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Youâre one of a kind, Knute. One of a kind.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
And so the day is saved⊠;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Well, some of it must be clinging to the ceiling⊠probably out of fearâŠâŠ â Sure hope K nut e doesnât find out about the âdressingâ roomâŠ. â And if thereâs any seafood in that salad, heâd better take it one bite at a time⊠thatâs a lot of brain food- donât want him to get overwhelmedâŠ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âMotley CroutonsââTres Chic UniqueââThe Salad Days Of Our LivesââLeaf Of AbsenceââA Tomato TornadoââFlying Rabbit FoodââWhere Thereâs A Wilted, There Is A WheyââI Think, ThereforeâŠ.Iâm Still ThinkingâŠâorâŠâIf You Want Any, Lettuce Knowâ
krys723 over 10 years ago
God Bless KnuteâŠ
kenhense over 10 years ago
This is what makes a good comic â good theater. The last three lines perfectly fit each character. Before he became a cartoonist, Trudeau (Doonsbury) directed plays. For Better or For Worse also had a good sense of theater. And of course, PeanutsâŠ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Gracias!!!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
What, Luann, youâve never heard of the Silly Party?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âIf Knute had used yellow pear tomatoes, There would be a song for him: âŠâ^I also heard REM wrote the whole âGreenâ Album, after seeing him open for GallagherâŠ.. â And that Green Day were inspired to rename their band after his antics⊠better than their first choice, anyway (The Three Mops)âŠ.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Or, the long-johns⊠;)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
âŠand I was inside trying to keep warm LOL ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Actually,funny thing- âLong Johnâ is also another name for the âCadillac of Donutsâ⊠with, or without fillingâŠ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âit has dropped down to 60. Time to get out the long sleevesâŠâ ^LOL, First world West Coast ProblemsâŠ.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
I donât know⊠(hehehehe) Take your pick⊠LOL! ;)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
(snuggle and etc.) Thatâs exactly what I am planning to do! With him and the electric blanket! ;)
lynnskay over 10 years ago
Can I borrow that idea, too? Iâd have to push those two cats out of my way though. Had snow on the ground this morning and it was mostly gone by noon. Then it started again tonight while we went to dinner with friends to celebrate a birthday. (Not Gregâs, sorry Greg, I didnât know it was yours too at the time.) North of us, where Iâm originally from, they had 6 inches over ice. Really bad for driving. Family posted pictures on fb. Made me glad Iâd moved, even if not that far.
NancyPrancy over 10 years ago
I love Luann, but itâs not often it makes me laugh out loud. Todayâs strip did.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And a lot cheaper than the heating billsâŠ..
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Well Iâve SAID it Before and Iâll SAY it Again: If there was EVER a Good Reason to RAISE the Voting Age to about 35 or so, Then Knute-Ball is IT!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yeah, that it is! No use in âwasting energyâ!
Angelalex242 over 10 years ago
Well, there are 7 billion people. While each off them is unique, there is probably some portion of 7 billion that thinks enough like Knute (even in real life, sadlyâŠ) to be significant.
William Loster over 10 years ago
Iâm always surprised by the number of comments Luann gathers in the middle of the night.
Either:
(a) There are more Luann fans outside North America than I thought.
or (b) You crazy people spend your late nights (and early mornings) reading Luann. Itâs not like Iâm not guilty of this too but still⊠wow.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
ââŠHeâs probably the kind, that if you really needed help in a pinch, heâd be right there. Even adding a little levity to whatever the situation is.â ^Yeah, canât beat that! And it seems why he has so many friends!
Yeah, thatâs one of the best things about KnuteâŠ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I take it that it was a packed house, too! â LOL, the closest we ever got to seeing them perform was when they were featured on âCBS Sunday Morningâ that featured them and also Billie Joe Armstrongâs foray into a bit of BroadwayâŠ.
William Loster over 10 years ago
@Brdshtt@IamJayBluE-âââââââââââââââââââââââââââYeah, I suppose itâs like watching a late night TV show. But commenting and conversing takes more effort/energy than sitting in front of a television screen. At least more effort than Iâm willing to offer at early hours in the morning. =)
William Loster over 10 years ago
Although queer, Knute is one of the most likeable characters in the strip. Eccentricity looks good on him.
weblais over 10 years ago
Just donât try that at home.
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
Well, we had our first dusting of snow for the season, last night. Just on the grassy areas and roofs, not on the roads, although it will be a tad slippery until later in the morning.
I am pleased to see that at least Lu is thinking about what she would have done to vote had she focused on it. She just had other priorities. Hopefully, as Quill suggests, it wonât be an issue next year. Of course, it will likely be an âoff year,â electionwise (no major campaigns)⊠ah well.
Glad youâre back Jay. Hope youâre feeling better.
Guilty Bystander over 10 years ago
That first panel is a microcosm of what weâve become as a society in which too many people are ready and willing to chose sides, thus closing their minds to genuine thoughtful exchanges of ideas in favor of adopting prefab talking points as their own. And look at what thatâs gotten us.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
âCrystal, Set Your eyes in Quill. That would be interesting.â_____________________________________
Yes, Indeed That WOULD be Interesting and Welcome! Better STILL would be a Rosa/Quill Pairing with Pretty Boy Leaving for Peru for GOOD and Gunther Returning.I donât think, however that Greg wants to deal with Thousands of ANGRY e-mails From Hurt, Disappointed, Female fans, if THAT Blessed Event were to happenâŠ.,
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
âIf Youâre old enough to die for your country, youâre old enough to vote.â_____________________________________
You Know, Really I used to Say That Very Thing when I was a Lad of 18, many Decades Ago. But Back THEN, There was a little something called the âDraftâ and Guys HAD to Go. Now its âAll Volunteerâ.
There are Some Folks like Rep. Charlie Rangel that Say We should bring the Draft BACK but This Time include the Gals.
I SAY, let the Drones do the Fighting! Until âTheyâ Demand the Right to Vote.
Uuuuh, WHAT Is IN THIS COFFEE???
3pibgorn9 over 10 years ago
Aye. Crystalâs wrong on this. Itâs very likely.
ct0760 over 10 years ago
Greg, come up with better material; we had to endure months of this political crap already from the candidates and elections
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
The last time Luann was âinterestedâ in politics:
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
WAIT! WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHEN? WHY???
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
I thought you wanted Crystal to look for a human male. The way people on this site describe Quill, he canât be any less âhumanoidâ than you believe Knute to be. In fact, since Knute has genuinely unique ideas, he is more human than QuillâŠ.
whiteaj over 10 years ago
Which is why I oppose âget out the voteâ campaigns.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Itâs very interesting that all those posters who were all over Luann yesterday for being âself-absorbedâ instead of âa mature citizenâ have said nothing critical about Knute explaining that he just read blogs written by people he agrees with. Double standard much?
johnkmak over 10 years ago
Knute is the Maroon WiggleâŠâTossed salad, Yummy Yummy!â
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
Poor baby. Up here in New Jersey, weâre in the forties by day and thirties at night.
Airman over 10 years ago
I donât think Crystal is entirely correct in her assessment of how voters think, but thatâs okay, because sheâs the hottie of the comic strip. Have Knute and Crystal ever showed some romance in their relationship?.
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
I still enjoy it and Ron Howard and I were both born in the same year.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Knute is dumb like a fox. Since Iâve been reading this comic, Iâve always thought that Knute was Mr. Evanâs idea of a âslackerâ kid, one who did as little as possible to get by. This has more to do with lack of interest in getting ahead than it does lack of brain powerâŠ
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Does anyone else see Crystalâs comment as simply âallayingâ Miss Whitebread Luannâs âfearsâ about people different from her?Oooooooo! Thatâs right!Lu hasnât actually MET the Friends of Dez, has she?
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Very humorous today, thanks to Crystalâs wry wit and Luannâs pointed question, all at the expense of Knute (who can afford it)âŠ.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
I just read some of the blogs from yesterday. I was 17 when I registered to vote. I turned 18 just before the primary but not before the last day to register to vote in the primary. I wasnât certain of the rules, so I went up to the voter registration table on campus and asked. Twenty years later I advised my son to go ahead and register. He voted for the first time three days after his 18th birthday.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âBeing able to be 10 years younger at night.â ^(Lol, I didnât even catch that!!!) Maybe itâs possible, once everybody (including the bill collectors) âretires for the nightâ and you can finally get some âpeace and quietâ, thereby allowing you to get two tenths percent of your sanity backâŠ
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 10 years ago
So Knute is really dumb and wants to be a janitor. Is that what I read? Breakfast Club fodder?
Airman over 10 years ago
Knute will always be happy unless Crystal ends their relationship, but Crystal wonât because sheâs totally into him, even though she wonât quite admit it. They will always be a team.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
BTW, whereâs Bernice?
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Suppose Knute the âjanitorâ opens a small janitorial business? He could be making a lot more money than his friends⊠;)