“For being our one millionth victim, you don’t get the ordinary probe; we’re firing up the TurboProbe 5000, just for you! And after you heal, you’ll be allowed to ‘probe’ anyone in the ship, any way you want, while the rest of the crew takes grainy pictures! Congratulations, Lio!”
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Whooo, PAR-TAY!
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Oh, yeah! And what rewards does number 1000000 get in addition to the party, Mr. Announcer?!
MorganZ almost 15 years ago
Maybe he’ll find his cousin Bubbles onboard.
carmy almost 15 years ago
Aw, I bet they were saving that honor just for Lio!
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
I want a piece of the Cosmic Cake! It’s party time!
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
A free probe in the bleeep of your choice! Lucky you!
cdward almost 15 years ago
I’m so humbled by this great honor.
Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Timing is everything in life!
munchkinmommie almost 15 years ago
Lio’s lucky day.
lightblade77 almost 15 years ago
Only Lio would be happy about this.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
How come I never get abducted? Everybody else on the ward has. And from what I hear through these thin hospital walls, some get probed.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Knowing Lio, they’ll all be best buddies.
jonquil almost 15 years ago
Does this mean that he’s been abducted 999,999 times before?
lobkiller almost 15 years ago
noting Orion in the first panel, these guys must be from Andromeda
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
Have fun with the Cryptos, Lio!
franciscan almost 15 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!
Cmlbx almost 15 years ago
Little do the aliens know what they’ve gotten themselves in for…
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
All smiles until the probe!
Godfreydaniel almost 15 years ago
After a few down days, Lio is BACK and brilliant as ever!
EddiePittman almost 15 years ago
that’s great! Love this strip!
dvoyack almost 15 years ago
And just for being the 1,000,000th ,no anal probe!!!
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
“For being our one millionth victim, you don’t get the ordinary probe; we’re firing up the TurboProbe 5000, just for you! And after you heal, you’ll be allowed to ‘probe’ anyone in the ship, any way you want, while the rest of the crew takes grainy pictures! Congratulations, Lio!”
Dirty Dragon almost 15 years ago
Cartman must be soooooo jealous.
LarryNelson almost 15 years ago
Those teeth worry me… I hope Lio is not the guest of honor at a banquet.
eardroppings almost 15 years ago
aLIOns
oddknock almost 15 years ago
Moment of geek: the aliens have 8 fingers, so in base 10, Liō is the 262,144th abductee.