Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 30, 2014

I’m trying to figure out why Wiz is dragging it along. He has a perfectly good dragon that can haul it across his back.

The large bag is Henry’s and you know how fast a dragon will burn through it.

Me thinks Blanche snitches a few morsels for herself.

Dragons fly, so structure is light?

Who said you have to eat it all at once?

For many years, people searched their kid’s candy bags thoroughly. There was so much publicity aboutpoison in candy and razors in apples. That’s when I started giving the trick-or-treaters quarters instead. I figured my contribution would be recognized as harmless. I hope none of the kids swallowed them.

Can make los of casseroles with that stuff.

You don’t have to eat it all at once.

As long as I can pick out the Reese’s peanut butter cups y’all can have the rest..

thats a good one

I love Oscar Levant’s line that his doctor told him not to watch Dinah shore on TV because he was diabetic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoned_candy_myths

How can the wizard be at two places at once? He’s in “BC” also! Liked that strip and this one too.