Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 22, 2014

With Jenkins’ DNA, the child will at most have a name that speaks of power and intelligence.

Wait, Jenkins has a girlfriend?A human, non-imaginary girlfriend?And SLEPT with him?!?

I was not expecting Jenkins to have a friend, much less a girlfriend, much less an expecting girlfriend.I’m much more expecting an imaginary girlfriend.

One of his best punch lines in a while. Good one.

I’ve been single for years, and Jenkins has a girlfriend? I’m worse than Jenkins!?? I’m going to go lock myself in my closet and cry for awhile.

If Jenkins has a girlfriend carrying his child it is proof that there is no recreation after recreational drugs.

And he’s been married several times. I wonder if the baby’s his.

Kahn Jenkins…Has kind of a nice ring to it. When the kid writes on the wall or something, the parents can pretend they’re in the Star Trek movie…KAHN!!!

Told that an unmarried dad was about to show up, I would not have predicted Jenkins.

since the date on this says 2010, I’m curious was there really a baby?

Third panel = BRILLIANCE

Thanks for the literal LOL today, Scott! :)