Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 07, 2014
November 06, 2014
November 08, 2014
Transcript:
Doctor: If you take this job, the chances of ever seeing your loved ones again are a kazillion to none. Rip Haywire: Wha? I-I'll have to think this over before I make a decision, doc. Cobra Carson: Rip loves me! Just wait 'til he gets home! I'll pounce on him like Garfield on a lasagna! Breezy: Rip loves me! He'll be begging to make out with me after I put him in a headlock! Rip Haywire: I've thought it over.
chemiclord over 9 years ago
Sometimes… just sometimes… Rip makes the smart decision.
Chrisdiaz801 over 9 years ago
Silent burn, Rip. The girls should’ve treated him better – by ignoring each other.
AlnicoV over 9 years ago
Certain death on one hand and sharing a house with Breezy and Cobra on the other. Some choice.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Way to take charge Rip, you showed them who the man of the house is…and it was not you.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Looks like the odds are better with the job.
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
Rip v. Danger, or Veronica V. Betty. Which contest does he want to be a part of?Not a tough call.
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
In all of this familial strife, I ask a more important question: Where is RJ? He’s like the Chuck Cunningham of this strip.
Bandera_Ken over 9 years ago
Rip isn’t as dumb as he looks.
mntim over 9 years ago
Lennon and McCartney had personality issues from the beginning. What’s surprising is that it lasted as long as it did.
EarlOfCork over 9 years ago
Even TNT is on board with this decision.
KAKKAROT1701 over 9 years ago
I would NEVER leave Breezy! She took a bullet for him, while all Cobra (with her mighty fine self) did was betray him!
NWdryad over 9 years ago
Told ya so (see my comment from yesterday).
lecrenb over 9 years ago
No brainer…
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
This isn’t so much a “job” as it is a “paid vacation”. When he gets back, those two will still be bickering.Enjoy the break, Rip.