Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 07, 2014
November 06, 2014
November 08, 2014
Transcript:
Doctor: If you take this job, the chances of ever seeing your loved ones again are a kazillion to none. Rip Haywire: Wha? I-I'll have to think this over before I make a decision, doc. Cobra Carson: Rip loves me! Just wait 'til he gets home! I'll pounce on him like Garfield on a lasagna! Breezy: Rip loves me! He'll be begging to make out with me after I put him in a headlock! Rip Haywire: I've thought it over.
chemiclord about 10 years ago
Sometimes… just sometimes… Rip makes the smart decision.
Chrisdiaz801 about 10 years ago
Silent burn, Rip. The girls should’ve treated him better – by ignoring each other.
AlnicoV about 10 years ago
Certain death on one hand and sharing a house with Breezy and Cobra on the other. Some choice.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Way to take charge Rip, you showed them who the man of the house is…and it was not you.
Chithing Premium Member about 10 years ago
Looks like the odds are better with the job.
SkyFisher about 10 years ago
Rip v. Danger, or Veronica V. Betty. Which contest does he want to be a part of?Not a tough call.
StoicLion1973 about 10 years ago
In all of this familial strife, I ask a more important question: Where is RJ? He’s like the Chuck Cunningham of this strip.
Bandera_Ken about 10 years ago
Rip isn’t as dumb as he looks.
mntim about 10 years ago
Lennon and McCartney had personality issues from the beginning. What’s surprising is that it lasted as long as it did.
EarlOfCork about 10 years ago
Even TNT is on board with this decision.
KAKKAROT1701 about 10 years ago
I would NEVER leave Breezy! She took a bullet for him, while all Cobra (with her mighty fine self) did was betray him!
NWdryad about 10 years ago
Told ya so (see my comment from yesterday).
lecrenb about 10 years ago
No brainer…
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
This isn’t so much a “job” as it is a “paid vacation”. When he gets back, those two will still be bickering.Enjoy the break, Rip.