Not to mention a good urologist. A successful vampire needs really high-performance kidneys and a huge bladder, as blood is nearly all water with very little nutiritional value. The vampire drains a victim, and then very quickly has to dispose of eight pints (that’s a whole gallon) of salty water. How does he do it and maintain the style that vampires are famous for? Depends…
Bats are nice. Real, studly wampyrs are a good fright. It’s the sparkly girly-boy ones that are truly repulsive. Buffy, of course, is a Slayer, the antithesis of the wampyr. Poetical and otherwise literate wampyrs are acceptable! Creatures of the Night: they’re my kind!
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
What is with these mysterious bad boy types anyway/ Do girls really fall for that?
puddleglum1066 about 10 years ago
Not to mention a good urologist. A successful vampire needs really high-performance kidneys and a huge bladder, as blood is nearly all water with very little nutiritional value. The vampire drains a victim, and then very quickly has to dispose of eight pints (that’s a whole gallon) of salty water. How does he do it and maintain the style that vampires are famous for? Depends…
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Bats are nice. Real, studly wampyrs are a good fright. It’s the sparkly girly-boy ones that are truly repulsive. Buffy, of course, is a Slayer, the antithesis of the wampyr. Poetical and otherwise literate wampyrs are acceptable! Creatures of the Night: they’re my kind!
prrdh about 10 years ago
Depressive? Then this is a melancholy soliloquy.
King_Shark about 10 years ago
I prefer werewolves.
Coyoty Premium Member about 10 years ago
Hair and fingernails don’t really keep growing after you die, so vampires shouldn’t have to shave.