MythTickle by Justin Thompson for October 24, 2014

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    What is with these mysterious bad boy types anyway/ Do girls really fall for that?

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    puddleglum1066  about 10 years ago

    Not to mention a good urologist. A successful vampire needs really high-performance kidneys and a huge bladder, as blood is nearly all water with very little nutiritional value. The vampire drains a victim, and then very quickly has to dispose of eight pints (that’s a whole gallon) of salty water. How does he do it and maintain the style that vampires are famous for? Depends…

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    Bats are nice. Real, studly wampyrs are a good fright. It’s the sparkly girly-boy ones that are truly repulsive. Buffy, of course, is a Slayer, the antithesis of the wampyr. Poetical and otherwise literate wampyrs are acceptable! Creatures of the Night: they’re my kind!

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    prrdh  about 10 years ago

    Depressive? Then this is a melancholy soliloquy.

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    King_Shark  about 10 years ago

    I prefer werewolves.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Hair and fingernails don’t really keep growing after you die, so vampires shouldn’t have to shave.

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