Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 11, 2010
Transcript:
Woman: Are you sure I look all right. Man: You look great. Let's go. Woman: I don't know. It is dressy enough? Man: Very dressy. You look great. Woman: You always say that. It looks awful. I'm going to change. Man: Ok, it looks awful. Go change. Woman: What?? You're so mean!! Man: I hate my life. *They only believe you if you say something bad*
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
The Catch-22/Damned if you do, Damned if you don’t life as a husband.
Cymbol over 14 years ago
Mine always tells me exactly how I look. Most of the time he tells me I look beautiful, but once, when I changed my lipstick to another shade, he told me I looked like a ‘lady of the evening’. I gave the tube away the next day!
cdward over 14 years ago
Didn’t we see this at Candorville? Or was it in my living room as my wife and I were getting ready to go?
Homeward Premium Member over 14 years ago
This is hilarious, because with so many crazy women it’s true. (I’m a crazy woman, but for totally different reasons). Some husbands really can’t win for losing…And it brings us to the ultimate rule in marriage: don’t ask a question if you don’t want to hear the answer!
parethed over 14 years ago
My wife takes an hour and a half to get ready for anything anyway…and I’ve learned to keep my mouth shut…
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Wouldn’t be so bad but they also only believe the bad things OTHER people say about you as well. Especially your girl friends. Ask my buddy Tiger.